“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It's corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)

My local brothel serves eggs bonerdicked for breakfast on Sundays before church and I've been requesting corn for months now but they never put it on the menu, it's distressing

May I offer you confused folks some beans?

Potatoes are far better than corn. Potatoes heal the soil as well as the soul. Potatoes make us whole. Potatoes are superior to corn and beans.

Potatoes are easy to grow, they self-propagate, and they’re both nutritious and tasty. Corn is okay, but nothing compared to potatoes.

Corn didn’t wreck us when we couldn’t grow it. Potatoes did. We cannot live without potatoes. Potatoes are life.

Can I respectfully say I was freaked out when my college girlfriend had a stick of butter in the fridge that they pulled out and then passed around so each participant could roll their cob on it to butter it? Effective? Yes. Absurd? Definitely.

It's COOOOOOOOOORN

CRANKIN MA COB

I have a corn addiction.

I don't understand the corn meme whatsoever, but that looks fuggin' delicious.

From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it every corn you love, every corn you know, every corn you ever heard of, every cultivar that ever was, lived out its life. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident recipes, listicles, and culinary doctrines, every shopper and forager, every binger and dieter, every planter and harvester of fields, every succotash and popcorn, every monoecious couple in love, every pistil and stamen, hopeful seedling, barbecuer and chef, every eater of cornmeal, every corrupt subsidy, every cob and kernel in the history of our tummies lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

corn :)

corn ;)

The Corn must grow.

What's with this corny post?

Memba when that lady stuck a corn up her pussy?

🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

The thing people can't digest?

Tried to buy corn on Amazon but it wouldn't let me :(

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS PAIN?!?!?!

Needs more garlic powder!

Cracker bargle

Corn is soo 2025.