The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.

EDIT: you're welcome (PS the image context is fake)

Maybe if you used the metric system you wouldn't be in an argument in the first place, avoiding this whole situation.

Real units please.

I once caught a goblin on camera stealing my socks and yelled at it and this was the exact face and pose it gave me

You look like you are in top 3 creatures in the Universe most deserving a hug

I'm 6'3"...I've seen a lot of dandruff.

That's brutal lol.

Well the angle up at my face isn’t much better (( )-:

Looks like gag-reflex girlfriend. Hang on, let me look for something with her in it…

Edit: found it. They look similar. Can’t post it here, the only source I found was a Facebook reel and I don’t want to get downvoted to shit for posting FB stuff.

My wife's 4'9" and I'm 6 ft and this is never the view I see. That Delta height is exactly the same as what the op height differences is. If I'm looking down and she's looking up our faces are only about a foot apart. Op's picture makes it look like it's 2 ft or more.