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[-] arcine@jlai.lu 1 points 17 hours ago

That has existed since the early 2010s. This patent should have been rejected on the grounds that it is insufficiently innovative.

(To say nothing of the idiocy of the idea. Patents aren't concerned whether your ideas are idiotic or not, just whether they're new enough that you deserve credit for them)

[-] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

Good news everyone! I write this from the better place.

[-] Epzillon@lemmy.world 102 points 2 days ago

Holy shit, dystopia is real

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[-] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 2 days ago

I would fucking hate getting “i miss you son” messages from my dead parents

[-] errer@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

“I miss you son…almost as much as I miss the energy of Five Hour Energy Dubai Chocolate Crunch!”

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 55 points 2 days ago

That’s abuse and harassment. 

There’s no other way to look at it. It is not that relative, it’s fraud to claim it is, and it’s just disgusting to pull at the heart strings like this to make money. 

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 days ago

"By the way, you would look great in these raybans™"

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 43 points 2 days ago

How are these companies so Sociopathic that they don't immediately understand how awful an idea this is?

Unfortunately, the c-suites can’t hear you over the sound of their multimillion dollar annual bonus checks clearing

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[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

Idk a lot of people are very attached to their AI boyfriends and girlfriends so I think there's definitely a large market for this

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

That's officially weird.

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Because some soulless marketing drone will think it is a great idea.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

Black mirror type shit

[-] Kissaki@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Additionally, patentable materials must be novel, useful, and a non-obvious inventive step. - Wikipedia

What does the patent contain? Where is the non-obvious inventive step? Using an AI to impersonate someone doesn't strike me as novel, inventive, or surprising.

[-] Golden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 days ago

What an intellectually dishonest title. You can't keep posting after your death; your persona and all the relationships you spent a lifetime building become commodities for Meta to profit from

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[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 8 points 2 days ago

Even in death, we will not be free.

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I see an upside, I'll be able to post "Fuck you Zuckerberg" for years after I'm gone.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

If you want to shitpost from beyond the grave do it yourself

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Casper the Unfriendly Ghost

I'm actually gonna aim more for something out of The Shining.

[-] 321hendrik@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 days ago
[-] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

And Caprica, and Limitless (the tv show, not the movie). Probably others. (Even a Babylon 5 episode was related, but more fantasy than sci-fi.)

[-] biotin7@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

No no no no no no no, NOOOOOOO. Can we do something about Meta ?

I could swear I saw some company doing this in a tech publication like 5-10 years ago

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Meta knows that you don't have to be dead for this to work, now you can respond to your friends on Facebook in a manner that most optimizes engagement... whether you want to or not.

They also won't let a little thing like you being dead stand in the way of their monetizing your data, it isn't like you can sue them for impersonation or anything.

[-] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I quit Facebook over a decade ago, but any gen AI thingie impersonating me will have to get drunk and post unfortunate things at 2 am and then delete them next day. Good luck to the poor dumb bastard.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

Finally, so I can keep being banned forever.

[-] astraeus@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

90% of their social media is already bots anyway would it really change much

So that meta can speak through your corpse after you die.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

At least someone wants my body, I can't give it away.

[-] pir8t0x@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago
[-] fierysparrow89@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I mean, who wouldn't want a mega corp to take over the personality of a loved one after they die? What could be better to help grieving than seeing an upbeat post of a deceised friend or loved one about the latest insurance benefits in your feed. This is some vile, soulless shit even for meta

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh good. This will make it less accessible to others. Next step is a ban of the whole idea in the EU.

[-] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Ultimate vendor lock-in

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Meta announcement soon: "We made an update to our privacy statement. The most significant change is that we have now explicitly stated that you, the user, are in full control of your account and your data and you will have a lifelong, exlusive right to that data. We are doing this in the users best interest and comply with privacy regulations."

Conveniantly leaving out that they're effectively changing nothing except that you now loose all rights to your data and your account after you die.

[-] Auster@thebrainbin.org 4 points 2 days ago

Headline implies Meta is being dystopian. Text suggests they're hoarding the patent so others can't use. While sure, Facebook the company deserves all distrust in the world, that's quite the disonance between the title and the rest of the article. Gotta love such manipulative news, specially as people usually read just the headline.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's a no from me, dawg.

My post-life AI clone will have a single purpose: shitposting to Meta services about how shitty those same Meta services are.

I think our planned architectures may contain incompatibilities.

[-] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Y'all are gonna love https://reflekta.ai/

Reflekta turns the stories, memories, and artifacts of the lives of you and your loved ones into private and interactive Reflektions that can be connected with anytime.

/s

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

If it can't do unique puns then it's not me.

[-] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago
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