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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah I'm having trouble understanding this one. What do they think the pink stuff is, and what is she doing with it? Where did it come from and, if not her, why is it pink?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Where did it come from, where did it go? Where did it come from Glitter Cum Joe?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I highly doubt that it was going to get married long time ago, though..

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're talking about the cartoon princess for a kingdom of mushroom people. Things can work differently there.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes but I am so curious to know what it is and if I think it's hot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Pal, trust me, you DONT need to know what something is to be turned on by it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This is what Pam meant when she said sploosh.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

It's 2023. She can cum. That simple.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think she’s shitting out marios nut

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This was the obvious answer, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Seems more like Kirby at the sperm bank tbh

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The funniest part is that were-ralph was unprepared when this is a tamer version of his viral post

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

All writers should answer this question for their characters. When they invent a fictional species, they should list the color of the organism's sperm before anything else. For all we know, all Nintendo characters have purple cum, and most rule 34 artists are being canonically inaccurate. This is unacceptable and we should change the norms of storytelling to correct for this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

username checks out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A fetish's genuinely gets confirmed the moment someone expresses it through Princess Peach.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here we go-oh-oh-o-uuuuuuuuuuuuuh-ho-ho!

Mamamia you really knowa howta worka my prostate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

man it even has the ultrasound grain