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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Medicine is for the weak. I'm gonna chug a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce and duct tape my asshole shut. You think you're in my intestines!? No this is HELL.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

They call me Doctor Worm
Good morning how are you I'm Doctor Worm

I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm, an actual worm

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I always wondered why people ate pumpkin seeds, then I found out one day they are natural dewormers when I was checking if my chickens could eat pumpkins. Turns out it works for humans as well

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Your pumpkins have seeds in them? Mine only come with cats:

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

I'll take two pumpkins please

[-] probablymissing@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

oh my god it's the guy who ate a cat

and another

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

does it even work a tapeworm, unless it dies antiparasitics, the scolex has hooks that is attaches to intestinal wall firmly. the tapeworm only needs the head segment to surive to start producing reproductive parts.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

No idea, check with your doctor if you get a tapeworm lol, id assume it's different for everyone and size/growth age as well.

It's like "tobacco is the number 1 cause of lung cancer"

But if you exclude tobacco from the product, the results are the same/similar. (Shown in many studies tied to vapes)... Which means tobacco likely isn't the root origin, it's just foreign material in the lungs giving cardiovascular issues.

I couldn't prove pumpkin seeds have no effect or great effect, I'm a doof on the Internet

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

That’s not exactly true though, we have countless studies showing that inhalation of particulate matter is bad for your lungs.

Tobacco smoke has an outsized impact. We don’t have the wealth of data on vaping to even compare the two yet.

Cannabis users and Tobacco users do not share statistics, whether this is because of frequency of use is debated.

We know wood smoke is worse than them both.

Foreign material in lungs bad but the type of foreign material matters when it comes to the cancer bits.

[-] Alenalda@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

roasted and salted pumpkin seeds are bomb though

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago

What the fuck is it with this guy and chillies? Oooh, my layer of microtriches over the tegument at the shared body wall surface! Burns like fuck!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

ugh. get some class, tapeworm.

[-] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

Won’t anyone think of those poor French tapeworms!

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Next up: halloumi with hot honey!

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Dumbass tapeworm, don't you know how expensive cheese is? Fucker should be grateful

this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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