This is some gourmet shit compared to some of the stuff we've all seen on this page.

A delicious looking pizza of unique style.

I'd eat it.

A toasted flatbread of some kind (maybe pita?) with sliced sausages and melted cheese (also sprinkled dill), not fine dining but more than acceptable for a low effort meal

Looks like store bought naan bread with melted cheese and some sausage. I'd eat it.

Looks like a mini white pizza with some sort of sliced sausage and herbs. I'd eat it.

"Keep your eyes on the center. You are getting sleepy..."

Mashed potatoes with kielbasa and dill?

Honestly, looks like one of the things you would find in those "luxury" french themed Asian bakeries like Paris Baguette.
But not enough hot dog so probably not.

A new style of bunt cake

The bread reminds me of this:

https://www.polarbrod.se/en/foodservice-products/polarbrod-soft-wheat-bread/

Sausage looks like a salami with a pepper "crust"

A pizza

Delicious