I should be so lucky. <checks photos from 25th Anniversary last year> Oh wait. I am.
Found Pierce Brosnan's lemmy account.
Found Han Solo's lemmy account.
Found Wooly . . . Nelson’s . . lemmy account. ?
My steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery...
Gonna need a salad at this point
Oh no! They’re pouring on a rich oily dressing! Noooooo!
I would also like to point out the double standard. While this is a fine… I mean freaking fiiiiiine picture.
To the point the dumb shit was trying to make, there is a picture of Pierce Brosnan on a beach with a giant gut. Don’t see the dude posting that kind of shit.
It's not this tweet, but I have seen people try shaming Brosnan over that.
There are unhealthy beauty standards set to both genders. They're just geared differently. Women are suppose to be prizes and men are suppose to be warriors. Tate is the result of decades of masculine marketing and the exact thing the movie Fight Club warned about.
Look at what they did to Luke Skywalker toys over time.
Oh wow, look, it's DefinitelyNotHeMan™!
Men are ALLOWED to be fat though. It's just the masculine swagger.
We are? I can attest that I most certainly am not allowed to be fat and get derogatory comments about it sporadically. I'm not even that heavy, I just got a growing beer gut and like 4kg overweight. Humans get shit for their looks, it isn't compartmentalized across genders.
To paraphrase family guy "there are no fat men, only fat women"
I think it's even worse than the double standard. Saying that people shouldn't get married because some decades later your spouse might not be hot is infuriating to me. You're with someone for decades - if the only reason you're with them is because they were smoking hot at 25, you're immensely shallow and immature. People get old. Age happens.
His wife is still very attractive, but what if she wasn't? It wouldn't mean a goddamn thing, would it?
Beauty may be the reason why you are attracted to a person in the first place, but it's not at the top of the list of reasons why you stay with a person.
It's hard for me to even imagine being that shallow.
Miserable, pitiable folk who do not know what it means to love or be loved.
My husband's comment was "that's silly. the whole point of marriage is to grow old together."
My theory is that men who agree with this post can't find any woman to marry them and this is just a way of them consoling their fragile ego.
Imagine trying to demonize one of the few people in Hollywood who you can rule out being a kiddie diddler.
What sad fuck, would post "let's take this example of rare long-lasting, happy [celebrity] marriage, and find a shallow reason to dump on it"?
Every hollow minded person that follows stars lives via tabloids.
Pierce Brosnan is the type of man, and husband, all men should strive to be.
Edit: speeling,
If you're only with someone because of their looks, then yeah you shouldn't get married. At least not until you grow up.
As an aside, I think she still looks good in the second photo.
I'm lost. She's beautiful is in both, and so is he. Where is the part I'm supposed to be angry about? Boobs. Huzzah!
They both look incredible for their age
Incel manosphere culture is partially a result of many closeted bisexual and gay men having to succeed under conservatism
I bet you she looks as beautiful to him now as she did then if not more so. What with having kids, my wife’s body has changed over the years and I found her gorgeous in every stage.
I bet your wife says you're cool too. ❤️
I might be wrong but so many times I hear people talk about how big breast are desirable, how a big ass is desirable, how curves are great.
And then seemingly the same idiot look at women like that and talk shit... I am wondering if it is cope because they are jealous because everything else is insane.
They've both put on a bit of weight over the years but only one gets criticised here.
I'm sure he appreciates the bigger fun bags as a bonus. And after 25 years of marriage I don't think either of them is staying for the other's body anyway.
Obviously the dude is an idiot but what is his proposal?
That you…stay a virgin forever?
Does he think you can just keep bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die? That’s not how anything works.
Rich and/or fame means that's absolutely how it works.
That being said, OP(?) is right — his wife evolved some massive hodonnahonkeroos.
Edit: sorry not OP, what do you even call the commenter on the bottom in a post like this?
bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die?
DiCaprio seems to think so
Americans have a strange youth fetish. I guess that explains Epstein
Same guy probably complains about his near certainty of dying alone as well.
"why doesn't anyone want to date me!? i'm a high value male!!!!"
i heard he really loves his wife
If someone met them i n public, they'd be too busy looking at the honkers to even notice who the guy is
them honkers lookin' to bust out of they pen
most of those maga dudes age like milk
Probably because of the brain worms, raw milk and zero vaccinations
Oh man, what would I ever do if I met someone who I enjoyed spending time with so much that 25 years in I still wanted them living in the same house I do and going to special events with me? I might fuck around and find out I’ve become happy.
Wtf.
Here's a reminder to be a sociopath that dumps anyone once they hit 26.
Not everyone has the opportunity to love life so richly, but if you do it superficially it's going be a shit run (and also you'd be shit too).
Find the person who makes you happy inside and return the favour.
I'm more attracted to faces. If my wife still has as beautiful face wise as Brosnan's wife, I'd be the luckiest man.
You can be over 40 and still be smoking hot, and only weirdos claim otherwise.
Oh noes, a woman gained weight while her husband, over half of whose extremely lucrative career is literally staying maximally attractive and fit, did not.
Clearly this situation teaches a lesson that applies to all of us. Clearly.
/s
My brother here is doing it quite well. This coming from someone that has only been married to the same person for 16 years (been together 20). Regardless of the external expectations of society (which can properly fuck right off). To spend that amount of time growing together and separately as well. Some stay together, others grow apart. Some grow together and part later on. Others stay together and blossom as a unit while each developing a unique set of roots.
They both got prettier lol
tiddies
Pierce Brosnan is my James Bond.
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