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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

You can’t unfuck that couch

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Elon: Can I come?

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world -3 points 2 days ago

Fucking hilarious! The Vice President wasn't invited to the Super Bowl Party. Loser.

[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus -5 points 2 days ago

I wish i didn't read that, some really stupid shit...

[-] Maven@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago

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