I’m still eating the exact same amount of cheese I used to

Cheese is the one thing I break from being plant-based on.

If there were alternatives available that weren’t twice the price

You don't have to eat borgers, you know? There's other food besides just the frozen vegan stuff aisle.

Seeing the comments once again makes me glad that antiveganism isn't allowed on Hexbear.

After the revolution there will be culinary literacy programs where people will be taught how to cook without ultra-processed ingredients or animal exploitation. They'll learn to mash beans into burgers by hand and rediscover how good food can be.

You want bacon? How about you bake in the heat of a dying star? The amount of money you save switching away from processed garbage more than makes up for the cost of being able to have an avocado and mushrooms every single fucking day if you wanted.

People have been eating potatoes and grains and nuts and berries for millions of years, but it only took a couple of decades for corporations to literally reverse engineer human instinct. Now people can't bear the thought of not filling themselves with salted grease and getting sick like a fish first thing every single morning.

Fuck sake.

The word vegan, and the Vegan Society, was originally invented for people to clarify their beliefs vs. people who didn't eat meat but still consumed dairy. Clearly, we need a new word to separate ourselves from the people who only eat meat on Tuesdays. I propose vegetarian. Wait a second...

I'm now imagining a scenario where one of these people shows up to their local "Vegan meet up" and orders bacon then complains online when those same people look at them funny the rest of the night. That has probably actually happened.

Yes I’m a vegan. Yes I eat bacon. We exist.

Bacon is disgusting though

Danielle noooo

It's like you stupid vegans don't even know that "most dairy calves are brought to full weight before slaughter" bet you feel silly now