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The impossible burger bacons at midnight!
(lem.lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Heck ya! An Impossible burger with real cheddar and bacon on top is delicious and undoubtably healthier than the full-meat experience!
AAAAND I got banned for "harassment and following someone around" because I replied to one of the most prolific anti-vegan trolls on the fediverse, when they wrote to me first. And attempted brigading?? Marg bar lemmy.world 
You want bacon? How about you bake in the heat of a dying star? The amount of money you save switching away from processed garbage more than makes up for the cost of being able to have an avocado and mushrooms every single fucking day if you wanted.
People have been eating potatoes and grains and nuts and berries for millions of years, but it only took a couple of decades for corporations to literally reverse engineer human instinct. Now people can't bear the thought of not filling themselves with salted grease and getting sick like a fish first thing every single morning.
Fuck sake.