Nothing. I've read enough Monkey's Paw stories to know this is a bad idea.

I'd get a team of the best lawyers I could find to sit down with the genie and me to hash out a lengthy contract devoiding any intentional curse and put in a hefty monetary incentive for the lawyers to get it right, as well as punishment clauses for breaking it, then wish that the genie had to unwaveringly abide by that contract. That way, if he makes me suffer he has to suffer too or redo my request to my satisfaction.

Then I'd probably write in a steady, better than average and reasonably liveable income without having to work for it for the rest of my natural life.

Pretty sure I saw this concept in an early episode of fairly odd parents.

I wish the genie is so bad at curses that everyone always enjoys being cursed by them.

I would wish for a better genie.

Hm, sound like abuse of power to me. I'd wish for the genie to lose the ability to grant wishes. It needs to be cursed though, so I'd have to help with that.

Since it can still offer wishes, just not grant them... I'd help it learn to code. It could have a bright future as the CTO of a tech startup in the next hype cycle. I would not invest.

I wonder how many times this has already happened.

Whatever bad thing happens to me, the same will happen to the genie twice.

I just hope he's not a masochist.

The genie's freedom!

I wish for the genie to have never existed in the first place.

Police to always be lawful good

"I wish for whatever I would get if an alternate version of me who were much smarter, kinder, more compassionate, more loving, less selfish, much less short sighted, much more creative and much more prepared to word the perfect wish, WHILE STILL BEING ME with my values, goals, principles and desires were making a wish from an alternate version of YOU who tries to bless wishes, instead of cursing them."

(also, I know how to fuck this one up)

I wouldn't wish. Shit always goes bad. Best cass scenario I learn a "valuable lesson" through some kinda hackneyed adventure. In the worst case scenario I'm cursed for eternity or some shit

I wish for a new genie that grants wishes successfully but never tries or succeeds in cursing my wishes.

Destroy capitalism

I'll be able to handle the curse if capitalism is also destroyed

Good luck. Even twisted, Good fortune is always a boon worth having.

Different genie