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[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 44 points 4 days ago
[-] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago
[-] dukatos@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago
[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

micro slop penis

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Before Micro$lop, we used to have Micro$haft...

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 days ago

Do I wanna know what I'm missing?

Epstein files say he got std, tried to hide it from wifey, maybe laced her with antibios...

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 days ago

So he brought a souvenir from pedo rapist island and then continued to show no respect for women's bodily autonomy.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

he asked EPSTEIN how to sneak antibiotics into her wifes food. the STD came from RUSSIAN hookers.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 3 days ago

Yep, that's what he needed the antibiotics for, viruses.

[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago
[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Bill Gates teaching children how to use computers the hands on way

[-] frog@feddit.uk 11 points 4 days ago

The virus made his hardware MicroSoft.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

now his Vaccine initiative seems much more disengenious, consider how he handled it.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

If you disable defender the virus will come. Always keep defender in your wallet

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

All hail the Malware Man

[-] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Yet another Microslop* product full of viruses

[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Nah, It's a whole collection of viruses disguised as a product.

[-] thecoffeehobbit@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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