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Blue penis of death.
MicroPenis
micro soft penis
micro slop penis
Before Micro$lop, we used to have Micro$haft...
Do I wanna know what I'm missing?
Epstein files say he got std, tried to hide it from wifey, maybe laced her with antibios...
So he brought a souvenir from pedo rapist island and then continued to show no respect for women's bodily autonomy.
he asked EPSTEIN how to sneak antibiotics into her wifes food. the STD came from RUSSIAN hookers.
Yep, that's what he needed the antibiotics for, viruses.
fuck microslop, get linux
Bill Gates teaching children how to use computers the hands on way
The virus made his hardware MicroSoft.
now his Vaccine initiative seems much more disengenious, consider how he handled it.
If you disable defender the virus will come. Always keep defender in your wallet
All hail the Malware Man
Yet another Microslop* product full of viruses
Nah, It's a whole collection of viruses disguised as a product.
Oh lord
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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