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Toilet Task rule (telegra.ph)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

If I meditate hard enough I can levitate above the terlit so I remain untouched by the dookiesplash.

Enlightenment sure is bitchin!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Based No Gods No Kings stance

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Tongue bidet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

😛😛😛

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Only if it moans too.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That's it, none of you are going to heaven! This comment section is a fucking cesspool of degenerates.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Gross.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you toilet was sentient would you want it to crave your body waste or hate you for it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Crave!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You're in luck!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

You have some nerve posting this on No Poop November. My intestines are killing me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

This art style physically hurts me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Thanks, this makes me feel better for surfing the web for 2 hours until my legs lose all blood.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Rat king

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I have tried all of these.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Fear no gods is a different type of living