That alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.

Obviously.

The THX intro music lmao

Slide whistle

Slide whistle.

Works for both ways.

Darude sandstorm

The SpongeBob nose flute tune you hear at the end of the intro.

Alarm sound from Kill Bill

dick-not-havers of Lemmy please also share the sound you imagine it would make

The sound the springy door stops make when you smack them

M1 Garand ping

Sonic’s drowning jingle

Gex saying ”it’s tail time!”

The theme from Jaws.

Gunthers "ooohh"

https://youtu.be/vzkp10zbgMA

... it doesn't already?

I'm getting older... so my guess is it would sound like a mid-90s inline 6 diesel engine trying to start on a cold winter morning after setting for a few days...

Windows 95 start theme

Beavis and Butt-Head saying "booooioioing!"

Womp, womp

When you flick the door stopper spring.

Pornhub community intro. I'm already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn't know if I have a boner or if I got an email.

A gentle creaking, like a thick branch in the wind.

The screaming lady in the Hans Zimmer Dune song

"boioioioionnnnnnng" from beavis and butthead

Nah, mine's the original NES Super Mario Bros. underworld theme.

"Boner boner boner" "Boner boner boner"

It'd go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone

Transformers transformation sound

runner-up

Nelson's laugh

Wet fart sound

NI!

It should make a cartoonishly "sproioioioing"

WoW group finder ready alert.

Microwave bing

Kept you waiting huh?

Based on the rest of anything that moves in my body either crunchy joint noises or excessively loud gut squeals.