That alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.

Obviously.

The THX intro music lmao

Slide whistle

Slide whistle.

Works for both ways.

Darude sandstorm

The SpongeBob nose flute tune you hear at the end of the intro.

The sound the springy door stops make when you smack them

M1 Garand ping

Sonic’s drowning jingle

Gex saying ”it’s tail time!”

Gunthers "ooohh"

https://youtu.be/vzkp10zbgMA

The theme from Jaws.

... it doesn't already?

I'm getting older... so my guess is it would sound like a mid-90s inline 6 diesel engine trying to start on a cold winter morning after setting for a few days...

Windows 95 start theme

Beavis and Butt-Head saying "booooioioing!"

When you flick the door stopper spring.

Womp, womp

Pornhub community intro. I'm already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn't know if I have a boner or if I got an email.

A gentle creaking, like a thick branch in the wind.

The screaming lady in the Hans Zimmer Dune song

"boioioioionnnnnnng" from beavis and butthead

Nelson's laugh

It'd go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone

Nah, mine's the original NES Super Mario Bros. underworld theme.

"Boner boner boner" "Boner boner boner"

Transformers transformation sound

runner-up

Kept you waiting huh?

Wet fart sound

It should make a cartoonishly "sproioioioing"

WoW group finder ready alert.

Microwave bing

NI!

Based on the rest of anything that moves in my body either crunchy joint noises or excessively loud gut squeals.

The chest opening music from Legend of Zelda