cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/59551152

“I know China very well, President Xi is a friend of mine, I know him very well…The first thing they’re going to do is say you are not allowed to play ice hockey anymore. That’s not good. Canada’s not going to like that,” the president added.

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[–] 29 points 7 months ago*

China is going to tell us not to play hockey anymore, because we’re letting them sell cars here?

Get this sundowner a nap.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The thing that is implied but not stated outright is that if Canada is not subservient to the US, then it must be subservient to China. Obviously, there are more choices for us.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Someone needs to jersey this old fart and slam him into the boards.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    " Melania was tounging my ass so good I had to put her number in my phone as "roll up the rim to win."

    "I made your wife cum so hard they made a Canadian Heritage Minute our of it and Don McKellar played my dick."

    " I made Melania so wet that Trudeau deployed a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed"

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    He’s worried he won’t be privy to the new hot and steamy locker room talk anymore ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    …Please don’t link DailyBeast.

    If you want to stick it to the US, block US tabloids. Please don’t give them views.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Very little of what the sack of orange mayonnaise says shocks me these day, but this got me.

    Trump has to be the stupidest mother fucker on the planet right now.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    You can tell it was bullshit right away because he claimed to have a friend.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    China has a good sledge hockey team.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Pretty sure he's senile, at this point

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Literally shits himself in a press conference

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    We in Canada lost our Lacrosse while dealing with the americans and that was our national sport for God's sake! We can't lose our ice hockey to China! /s

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