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Panicked Trump, 79, Ramps Up Deranged Hockey Warnings to Canada (www.thedailybeast.com)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/canada@lemmy.ca
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/59551152

“I know China very well, President Xi is a friend of mine, I know him very well…The first thing they’re going to do is say you are not allowed to play ice hockey anymore. That’s not good. Canada’s not going to like that,” the president added.

Archive article: https://archive.ph/JAX75#selection-1443.0-1443.242

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[–] 16 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Someone needs to jersey this old fart and slam him into the boards.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    " Melania was tounging my ass so good I had to put her number in my phone as "roll up the rim to win."

    "I made your wife cum so hard they made a Canadian Heritage Minute our of it and Don McKellar played my dick."

    " I made Melania so wet that Trudeau deployed a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed"

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