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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Anything after 'Palantir CEO says...' should be ignored. He is not to be trusted on any matter.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago

I think it should be looked at carefully in case there's hints that legislation is lacking somewhere.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Good point, well made.

[-] Greddan@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's true for any CEO or other salesmen for that matter.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Mrselfdestruct25@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 2 weeks ago

His shitty genes could definitely use diversity

[-] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 18 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like a toilet brush

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bruh, don't diss toilet brushes like this. They at least contribute something to society. Plus, I'd sooner fuck my toilet brush than whatever that photo is supposed to depict.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Made a hobo CEO? You won't believe what happens next!"

[-] tehciolo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You are kinda insulting hobos

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like an off-brand polyester Taika Waititi that got washed and dried too hot

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Will that be before of after AI pivots to solve environmental crisis as promised?

Maybe they are a few new datacenters away still?

[-] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

If AI gets that good it would know exactly what to do with him and everyone else on the "skintag" side of the utilitarianism curve. 

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Just goes to show that most CEO's who get the big bonuses lucked into their position due to their peers or bombastic actions. There was neither "leadership" nor "insight". Just another squeaky wheel getting the grease.

[-] _edge@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago

If the US moves forward with this distopian night mare, people will indeed stop immigrating to the US. This won't be obvious unless it's too late.

this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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