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[–] 145 points 8 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 70 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    I'm so delighted by this. Everything else is political and it's not looking good.

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  • [–] 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

    Exactly.

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    ...
    Although why did they use a blonde white woman to advertise this equipment?
    Why not a man?
    Are people of colour not allowed to doctor their rugs?
    THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH TODAY'S SOCIETY!!

    Why is she not using her left hand? I'll tell you why, it's because once again The Right are controlling us through their disgusting psychological tactics. THAT'S WHY!!

    "Deep clean" = the final solution
    "Pro" = Nazism
    "Fraction of the cost"= obviously this is 'Them™" trying to convince everyone that they are fiscally responsible!
    And "it's so easy" sure sounds like "Sieg heil" to me!!!

    (Do I need the /s?)

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I’m pre coffee and just came off of Bluesky.

    The /s was appreciated

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Fiction and jokes need to be more rational than reality because every day reality has newer and newer shit hitting the fan faster and faster than anyone can register, never mind understand or rationalise.

    It would take psychologists a decade to explain to future historians what happens in a month.

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  • [–] 49 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    I didn’t realise she was a squid. That arm…

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  • [–] 34 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Is this a meme? Or an anti-meme?

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  • [–] [S] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Was going about my business at a local grocery store I don't normally go to, looked up and there she was.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    And they said meme-ing was a waste of time!

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    !antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    We've come full circle.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Rug Doctors are great. I used to rent one twice a year to scrub my carpets. Now I’ve removed my carpets so no more need.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Do not use that machine to deep clean your minge. DO.NOT.

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    [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    This was a meme? I remember these things in Safeway in the 2000s

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I have a feeling the one that made this knew

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Haha I like the spider one

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  • [+] -8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

    So what? Why did you think this was some kind of accomplishment?

    It's So Easy!

    EDIT: Damn, I figured the capitalization would've made the joke more obvious

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

    You're right. Next time I post to !memes I'll make sure it's about a major personal accomplishment.

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