I remember when Ford blocked Tesla from using the name "Model E" and elon was visibly upset, like the mental 6 year old he is, that the best he could do was S3XY. I chuckle about that pretty much every time I see a model 3.

This is almost worse than people with Monster Energy logos on their chest. Almost.

I cannot fathom why anyone would want to put corporate slop on their body. What a way to show everyone around you that you lack any sort of clue.

branded for life

This is so weird, they're not livestock[^1], are they?

[^1]: I'd just like to clarify that branding animals is a disgusting practice that should be banned

About ten years ago I was going to get that one One Piece tattoo with a very close friend because we had bonded over the show and wanted to be close for life. It was a simple “X” on the forearm.

He kept laughing it off when I tried to actually coordinate getting it done, then one day he showed up and had it done alone because “he didn’t think I would do it”. Clearly didn’t want me to follow suit either.

It’s probably for the best because now it would make people think I simp for twitter and Musk. Also that guy turned out to be a real piece of shit and we no longer speak.

Bad taste, bad execution!

On their right arms, too, so the tattoos will show when they do their “Heil Hitler” salute!

Ew.

Can’t decide if this is better or worse than matching swastikas.

If I met one of these in real life, I’d tap the hamburger menu to see more options.

Please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake

When you want the world to know you're a Nazi.

Oh, nice, with it under the arm so you can see it properly when heil:ing. Nice touch /s

I love Tesler!

Those are certainly some permanent life choices. I bet they can forget about those tattoos if they take enough ketamine.

Hey ladies, if you're not doing anything with your uterus, Elon could use another baby mama.