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[-] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 80 points 1 month ago

I've played dead space and I don't like where this is going!

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp

[-] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

How else you gonna open boxes?

[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No this is great, any space organisms are illegals and ICE should deal with them. Get to it.

[-] inimzi@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Could it be related to 3I Atlas?

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah. That's it.

[-] Numenor@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

Bullshit, no way a helicopter can reach the space station.

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It's only a few hundred miles. Many helicopters can fly way farther.

[-] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

And you only need fuel for one direction.

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Just autorotate down. I've seen it in the telly.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why not? It's like next door the moon landing studio.

/s
(bcs for some reason in this day and age a comment like that could be serious)

[-] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 52 points 1 month ago

First Trump, and now Protomolecule. What's next?

[-] Vupware@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago

Oh god, if Trump took Miller’s place Holden would have just offed himself

[-] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 43 points 1 month ago

isn’t this standard procedure to get them to a hospital asap?
my bet is on the cosmonaut, he was the least enthusiastic in the photos before descent. alas this just might be cultural

[-] frongt@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

Yes, also because they want to keep them isolated. Usually there's a recovery period after returning from space.

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Affecting "a single crew member who is stable", first baby conceived in space

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

A zero g fetus? That's how you end up with Gyoro Gyoro, people! The limbs don't know where to emerge from!!

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Oooh, now that's a good theory.

[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

With an alien baby

[-] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago
[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Interesting, makes sense. I'm downgrading my guess to a sex injury

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 19 points 1 month ago

This is how every zombie movie starts.

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Shaun of the Dead started differently.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Does Chris Frost play the President this time?

[-] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] inimzi@lemmy.today -1 points 1 month ago

🤣🤣🤣

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago
[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It is not I who are crazy, it is I who are MAD!

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

What ever happened to the astronauts stuck up there for months on end? They should have faked a sickness.

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They had the option to return at any moment in case of emergency. They were never "stuck", that's just something the media made up. Emergency evacuation of the ISS is possible at all times, that's a pretty strict rule. They just chose not to, since there wasn't any real reason to. Sure it was unplanned they would stay that long, but those are still two very valuable crew members that can do a lot of work. So they just did their job. And as both of them worked very hard to get there, staying wasn't really a punishment or anything.

In the end they went home on a different vehicle, as the one they arrived on had too many issues to risk it (even though it worked fine in the end, but they didn't want to take unnecessary chances)

[-] TheOneCurly@feddit.online 4 points 1 month ago

If they did that they would have come down strapped to the floor with cargo netting. There were options but they were real bad.

[-] frongt@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Eh, it certainly wouldn't be as comfortable as the seats, but I wouldn't say it was "real bad".

I think the bigger problem was that they didn't have enough suits for everyone, so if there was a depressurization event, that would be real bad.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

Elon showed up in a Tesla and brought them back to his Texas compound.

[-] metawolfgxd@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

When you gotta go you gotta go man, and there is nowhere to go to up there.

[-] Nebraska_Huskers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's space, there's tons of space to go. Who knows maybe a billion years from now the turd you release becomes a planet killing asteroid but brings new life to it.

[-] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

In space, no one lets you pee?

[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 5 points 1 month ago
[-] multifariace@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

and Fantastic 4, and The Thing (not from Fantastic 4)...

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

And that movie with Gyllenhaal, Ferguson and Reynolds.

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

While I understand the desire for medical confidentiality, I think when it comes to space travel, the public, or at very least the scientific community, deserves to know some details. It's not like we're swimming in data about medical emergencies in zero-G, every little bit is important.

[-] b_tr3e@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

And they left three skeletons IN SPACE!! Skeletons in space! It's horrible. We're all going to die.

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