Screenshot of a LinkedIn post.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.

How did I do it?

(The rest of the long post is blacked out until almost the end, then continues)

CEO (my dad)

(A bit more blacked out text follows, then ends with)

promoted me to SVP.

There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

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[–] 201 points 8 months ago* (26 children)

It must be a satire or rage bait at the very least.

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  • [–] 191 points 8 months ago (11 children)

    No, most nepo babies are really that out of touch with reality. Remember "if you're homeless just buy a house".

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  • [–] 69 points 8 months ago

    This kind of satire is a new way to farm engagement on LinkedIn, it’s not even remotely funny after the 100th post like this, but LinkedIn is the worst of all social media so it’s kinda on brand.

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  • [–] 56 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I hope this post is. My cousin made a similar post on social media about owning a house. He was ranting that the current generation was lazy and didn't know how to budget. Everyone should easily be able to buy a house. The house he owned was bought with the money he made by selling his first house which was inherited. Some people are really just that dumb.

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  • [–] 39 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    While this is most likely rage bait this isn't far from human self perception.

    There were multiple studies on this with similar setups. Eg they'd have students play monopoly and give one of them significantly more cash to start with. Not secretly either. One would think this student would understand that this is an insane advantage but the study found that most of the participants believed that they won by playing well.

    So even with the most obvious advantage humans will think that it was their own merit that lead to their success.

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    [–] 168 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    Look, if I were in a privileged position in life, you can bet I'd also do whatever I could to make the same true for my daughters. 100%. I care for them and want them to be prosperous, and if they have kids I'd like them to be in a good position too.

    But what really fucks me off is when these people who've benefitted from that then go on to act like they're self-made and didn't get the help.

    Just own it. Say "yeah, my family runs a businesses, and because of that I'm in this good position. I'm really thankful of my parents for doing that for me, I've been really fortunate, and I work hard every day in order to show my appreciation for the opportunities that have been made available to me."

    I'd respect the hell out of that, even though there's still the degree of nepotism there.

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    The reason they don't admit that they got a head start is that they actually don't believe it.

    The daughter of a family friend of mine grew up middle class. Her mom was a social worker, her did had an office job. She managed to marry a man who's the son that's inheriting his dad's oil business, worth tens of millions. She is now a housewife / stay at home mom. She now has a city home, a cottage (which is fully a house, just in a more rural location) and a summer home. One of her daughters competes in sailing races (and anybody who knows sailing knows just how expensive that hobby can be), the other is into horse riding.

    I've asked her what it's like for her kids to grow up rich, and she doesn't get it. She doesn't think she's rich. She says that there are houses around where she lives that are even bigger than hers, and that her husband works hard. I'm sure that's true, but she's still in the top 0.1%. And this is someone who grew up middle class, and should remember what it was like.

    I guarantee that most of the kids that come from rich families have no idea what it's like not to be rich. As a result, they don't ever consider that it might not be normal to be able to have your dad's lawyer look over the contracts for your new company free of charge. They never think of how easy they had it to find investors for their company, and how forgiving those investors were. It never occurred to them that during those lean months at the beginning when their company hadn't yet started generating real revenue, that it was unusual to be able to live in their parents' spare apartment in the city, and to have dad pay off their credit card.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago*

    I feel i came from a middle class but relatively well do family, dad had enough so we never had to skip meals or skip new clothes every year.

    But I also got luckyt young in my age (from age 12 to 17). I regularly interacted with people who were poor, underprivileged and ubdereducated.

    I saw parents giving their 1 year old some hash just to stop them from crying, I mean what chance that kid has to ever be sober.

    I saw a grown man who aas extremely happy when I gave away my 3 year old t shirt that i thought i got so bored with.

    I saw daily labour markets where I've seen grown man cry because they didn't get picked for that day and he doesn't know how he is going to be feeding his family tonight.

    I saw how being poor was a trap, I remember I saw this day laborer buy 10ml of oil, 200g of rice, 100g of beans at exorbitant markups (50-70% compared to if he bought standard 1kg packs) . And I was like this man is stupid for not buying bulk and my dad explained, he has to go hungry for a week before he can save up enough to buy bulk and he'd much rather not go hungry.

    Anyway my point being, I am always aware lucky and privileged I am. all parents should make good faith effort to show their kids how people below them in wheel of luck live, and not as a cautionary tale like an exhibit. But put them in situations where they can see the actual good people behind the poor, underprivileged and ubdereducated label. Otherwise kids only know their lifestyle and think that's normal.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Honestly you don’t need your family to be rich. A family well-off enough to give you:

    • Good financial education
    • Doesn’t kick you out at 18 or require rent
    • Pays your tuition (maybe not in the US)
    • Supporting in your endeavors
    • Family loans (not having to pay interest is massive)

    Makes a HUGE difference.

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  • [–] 81 points 8 months ago

    Inspirational

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  • [–] 63 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Never underestimate how tough it is to have such pressure to be the child of a multi-millionaire and their limited life options.

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    [–] 40 points 8 months ago

    no shortcuts

    Yeah because they spawns 1m from the finish line.

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  • [–] 38 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    What I would never understand is how these nepotism babies thinking they achieved something by themselves.

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    [–] 34 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    What's the un-edited version? I want to see how they try to describe how '"hard they worked"

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  • [–] 40 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    It's satire. It's a bunch of typical LinkedIn nonsense (run every morning, read, do yoga, etc) then the bait and switch at the end is that their dad just gave them a multi-six-figure position at an investment firm he runs.

    Not sure why they blacked out so much of the post, the original is funny enough.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Here's the original

    I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.

    How did I do it?

    It wasn’t hustle culture. No 5:30am wakeups, cold showers, or productivity hacks.

    What got me there was a relentless focus on impact. Every project I touched, every deck I built, every presentation I gave MOVED THE NEEDLE.

    Always, I asked myself: what is the single most valuable contribution I can make to the company right now? And I did that. If people disagreed, I convinced them otherwise.

    I kept this up for three years before the CEO (my dad) finally recognized my results and promoted me to SVP.

    There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

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  • [–] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Is linkedin a shitposting site for people in it?

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    yes. Every now and then a boss o' mine will make me post to LinkedIn about the company I'm currently working for - so I will write a David Foster Wallace style essay (previous ones include comparing business process automation platforms to different fictional orcs, or what my old mad Scottish housemate making pasta taught me about b2b sales...) until they stop asking.

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Stupid. Just have rich parents.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    A few steps to success.

    • work hard every day
    • skip the avocado toast
    • take a small loan of 3 million dollars from your parents
    • sell your company before it is nothing worth anymore if you fucked up.
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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago

    I'm pretty sure everyone who actually posts to linkedin is a cronyboy or nepobaby

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago

    Feckin genius over here

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago

    Gotta admire the cojones of those bootstraps.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    It’s from some funny guy. I don’t know what his job is but his profile’s full of jokes.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Nepo babies when they take the bus: THERE IS NO BUS.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Weird. How did you get that shortcut? Bizarre.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Fuckin' capitalism, eh?

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