this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok but the hands are in a really seductive position...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That character from My Hero academia?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yes it is. This image made the rounds a couple years ago.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Sigh. Unzips

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alternatively: Invisiboobs aren’t real and they can’t turn me on.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Challenge accepted, deploying invisass

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

My brain is filling in the gaps and I don't know how to make it stop

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Horseshit, now observe as a jack off to an abstract idea!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually, never mind: Please leave so I can concentrate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No problem, fartyshartblast. You just do your thing...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Big supernaturals

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

MASSIVE HUMMINA HUMMINAS

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's cool!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Bustin makes me feel good!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Never underestimate how horny artists are!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Technically the original statement was still correct because the only way for them to sexualize it was to use things that they could see

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Reap me big boned angel of death

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not sure, sorry. Shamelessly stolen from husband.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

oh! sexy nuthing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's some thick blanket

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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