Upgrade it to Cat6a.

Ball of yarn on e6. Also don't worry about your ethnicity, it's not racist.

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I'm white

Wow, racism much?? /s

You either let loose the rats and try to get the cat to chase them off the board (Rat's Gambit) or unchain the dog (Dog's Defense).

Put it in one of those corner castles, making her a baroness. She now moves like a horsey with more power.

Take one worker token and add it to your pool.

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Both kings bongcloud, both hoping their superior grasp of theory will win the cat over to their side.

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A cat between two armies. What will happen?

Offer a draw. If they don't take the draw, throw catnip at row 8 and hope for the best.

Queen's Pawn to D4

Unleash the train!

You can pass through the occupied square, but you must spend one turn stopped there, petting the cat.

Is no one going to talk about the two spare queens watching from the sidelines?

Try being less white

Guess it's the same as a duck or a dragon.

Put a dog on e4

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