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[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago

hell NO !!

I don't want that shit-hole to become a part of the nordics!!! No connection what so ever!

[-] hoch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

As an American, I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone.

...maybe Russia.

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

The Central Pangean Mountains shall bind us forever

[-] avg@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'll learn danish, even the numbers...come on man.

[-] paultimate14@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Here I was thinking this meme was proposing dividing the US into two different countries. Which also works pretty well.

[-] Martj9@piefed.social 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So one could live in Springfield, American Overseas Territories, Kingdom of Denmark.

Sounds grandiloquent.

And once again DK colonizes a place full of ICE

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 8 points 3 weeks ago

If America becomes a Danish territory and they don't call it Vinland I will be very disappointed

spoileryes I know Vinland was actually in modern-day Canada

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 weeks ago

Why would Demark want a land of fat dumb people. Have you been to Denmark?

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 3 weeks ago

Kamelåså!

[-] keepthepace@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 16 points 3 weeks ago

Alternative proposal: European reset

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[-] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

Alternative alternative proposal: reconstiution of precolonial ownership and power structures.

[-] keepthepace@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yea, we are already living in a cyberpunk dystopia, would like to at least live in a cool one with cybernetics, orcs and elves

[-] keepthepace@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 3 points 3 weeks ago

The Tir Tairngire timeline is heavily inspired by Israel's creation. Russian troops are nicknamed orcs in eastern Europe, and cybernetics are there, complete with companies led by nazi billionaires. Drug-addicted mercenaries use drones and hackers in various war zones that you never heard about unless you connect to the sites runners use. Meanwhile, your cyber girlfriend is actually a slave bought by Myanmar mafia to scam people

The year is 2026, you know where your meatbody is, but not sure who it belongs to anymore.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well now I’m just sad -

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] banause@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Remove the text and you have a wallpaper ngl

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

As long as they give the natives back more land and control in this country, I'll gladly accept if this were to happen. Hell, I'd even try my best to learn Danish.

Edit:

I'd also be more than fine if Hawaii was given back to the native Hawaiians as well. As in they start off by basically having an actual functioning 1 country 2 systems set up for a while until they're ready to decouple from us.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I’m also okay with Mexico and Canada each annexing about half the US to stop this insanity.

[-] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Problem is if you add too many crazy people to a sane country the crazies just take over everything. So this would have to happen gradually.

[-] bufalo1973@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Easy: send them all to Florida.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 3 weeks ago

Pf, not Washington, but British Columbia would obviously be part of Cascadia.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I think the idea is they'd improve everyone's lot.

[-] Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

There is now way in hell Denmark would want to take any kind of responsibility for Kentucky.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Kentucky is beautiful.

The people in it though...

[-] Bwaz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

If it means universal healthcare, I'm all for it.

[-] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

It makes sense since the states are next to it.

[-] miguel@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

Det har jeg det fint med

[-] dEVbiKub@feddit.nu 4 points 3 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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