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submitted 2 years ago by lelgenio@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

A calzone could also be called a pizzussy.

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[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 173 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was curious about this, so I went looking. It isn’t vandalism, and no, you can’t find this on the calzone page, which is what I checked first. It’s on the -ussy page, which is about LGBT slang.

For those of you who are wondering, here’s the citation: 1. Squires, Bethy (January 26, 2022). "We Asked Linguists Why People Are Adding -Ussy to Every Word". Vulture. Retrieved January 13, 2023.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 years ago

American Dialect Society's 2022 Word of the Year

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago

I propose a new term, "autussy", which means "autistic pussy".

[-] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

I don't know why I first thought of autum pussy

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Lucky for you, the term "autistic girl autumn" does exist.

[-] tryagain@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Autistic queefing

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 21 points 2 years ago

Thank you for saving me the effort to do which I'm too lazy to do myself.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Why are weussy adding it? Cause it's funny AF!

[-] TheMusicalFruit@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Do not put your dick in that.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago

Look, I came here to chew gum and fuck ussy, and I'm all out of gum, musicalfruit-ussy

[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

That was actually harder to say out loud than I thought.

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

Don't tell me what to do.

[-] Introversion@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

But warm! And cheese!

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

*until you let it cool down a bit.

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

37.5 degrees Celsius is ideal.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I don't know, that pizzussy is looking mighty fine

[-] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

People express their love in many ways

[-] Squirrel 3 points 2 years ago

Too late, on my way to the hospital.

[-] keryxa@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago

Don't tell me how to live my life.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

Musk sent his goons.

[-] TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social 27 points 2 years ago

At the end of the day, a collection of all the information in the world is a reflection of ourselves.

[-] victron@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

I'm late 30s and this is deep.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 years ago

The citation, regardless of where it leads, makes this funnier.

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I perform oral on these

[-] spudwart@spudwart.com 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's technically not untrue if enough people call it a Pizzussy.

[-] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

This is what happens when we don't donate to support a free Wiki.

Or, something.

[-] grey@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago

More interesting edit wars.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

A: "Who needs they Pizzussy ate?"

B: "Fuck off Steve, if you want a calzone then order one next time. You're not getting any of mine."

[-] jray4559@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

Man, that is an unfortunate wikipedia page this picture is on.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Better than pipe organs, which at one point caused cancer according to Wikipedia.

[-] socphoenix@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fun fact: they used to line the wind chests that held the pressurized air and pipes with asbestos until around the 1970s… so yeah you can technically get cancer from pipe organs.

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