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Cybernose. Sinuses are the enemy.
I feel like both options are AAA gaming style ethical options for solving the sinus question but I will jot you down as paragon
I immediately consult @Snort_Owl@hexbear.net for an expert opinion
I should have made a separate thread for avian snot
Erm sweaty does this look like an avian nose to you?
Anyway its all wrong I like my big nose where i have to dig to my frontal lobe to pull out the longest stringiest booger that feels like its coming out of my brain. If i cant dig for gold what is even the point in life?
Patty cake I do not zoom in on profile pictures
And you wouldn't trade it in for twice the potency? Twice the elasticity?
The rarity is the appeal only once every brain and again do I get that brain booger, a delectable treat to be savoured
So it's like a real artist making boogers instead of an AI slop booger
Theyre buying up all the gpus and burning the planet to make booger slop! The kids yearn to pick all day every day they do not understand the meaning of real organic boogers
I dunno brah my econ prof schooled me that to be a shark you have to be a decision maker and that means you have to have a higher level appreciation of value creation to be scalable and that means minimizing human error in the creative lane. A shark doesn't collect moss because then he'd fucking die brah
This is peak boogerslop
I haven't even begun to peak
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2026
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