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The baby-proofing arms race
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There is also a fidget spinner designed to give the baby ADHD!
You can’t give people ADHD, it’s not something you cook up.
Evidently. 😂
I see the joke comprehension dependency wasn't injected :P
I caught ADHD from my friend in highschool when we were making out in the storeroom before art class.
No, that was cuties.
Is it not cooties? Cuties is a group of cute things.
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I sure caught cooties from a few cuties in highschool
Through trauma, all things are possible
I think they confused ADHD with autism.
What?
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No child of mine will have fine motor skills or hand and eye coordination!
I've heard of those referred to as "busy boards"
No they're a Chinese plot to have every child become sleeper agents who will then unlock your front door so a Chinese soldier can come in and poop in your toilet, move your salt and pepper shaker and mess with your pillow configuration on your bed.
My honest, hard-working American feng shui!
Those are all things my kid does without the help of a third party.
Or so you think - dun dun duuuuun
You missed the CCP new 5 year plan, they're swapping the salt and sugar containers as well now
And mixing Skittles into the m&m's
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Where's the pill bottle cap and a BIC lighter? Those are skills kids born today will need when they grow up. Maybe like a bubble wrap sheet but with beer can ring pulls instead?
Best I can do
I want to know the origin... Did someone get sick of others stealing their lighter lol?
Seems likely to me that someone came up with that pun and also had too much time and some concrete.
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No idea
They need those skills in the US. Obviously not in China
have these at retirement homes. they're great for people with severe dementia
Person woman man camera TV.
Remember when the broccoli farmers dumped a ton of broccoli in front of the White House?
no
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Does it come with a Covert Companion?
"Click out of one..."
Baby's first Master Lock.
Gotta teach them young that Master Lock is shit.
I hope they make a LOT of noise too, otherwise I'm not getting one.
The noise-making toys have a tendency to go "missing" in our house.
If you hate your friends partner, buy their kid a drum set 😉
It’s actually pretty cool though
Montessori boards are pretty great for toddlers yeah
I went to Montessori and it was awesome. I got tons of memories from there even though I wasn't more than 4-6 years old, which is really saying something.
Is that when they lure kids into the basement by promising them wine and then build a brick wall around them?
No, you're thinking of "the cask of amontillado". Montessori was an old monastery south of Rome, which was destroyed by ravaging children in WWII.
Needs more gun
Murica TM
Give one to a husky owner and tell them it's a dog toy 😏
Would absolutely not surprise me if this were true.
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