ⓘ Thi$ uSSer i$ SSuSSpeKKKted of being a KKKat. PleaSSe report any SSuSSpiKKKiou$ behavior.

Fucking hell. I love this.
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ⓘ Thi$ uSSer i$ SSuSSpeKKKted of being a KKKat. PleaSSe report any SSuSSpiKKKiou$ behavior.

Fucking hell. I love this.
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OH! I've also being thinking about your signature, tell me you don't actively paste that in every time you post.
I do. And I am surprised at how consistent I have been with it.
I did think about making something to help me. But I couldn't figure it out.
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Browser extension that looks for the text entry field on Hexbear and automatically pastes the text into the field if the field is blank. Or you could use something like tamper monkey to run the JS code without needing an extension. It wouldn't be too dissimilar to the extension that does a text replace. You'd be looking for this:
<textarea
class="form-control border-0 rounded-top-0 rounded-bottom"
id="markdown-textarea-Nz0qXtBTCHwM9wcFomEu"
required=""
rows="2"
maxlength="10000"
placeholder="Type here to comment..."
spellcheck="false"
style="overflow: hidden; overflow-wrap: break-word; resize: none; text-align: start; height: 60px; line-height: 24px;"
data-tribute="true"
data-lt-tmp-id="lt-64348"
data-gramm="false">
</textarea>
Probably want to search for the node with the markdown-textarea- ID, since that should be true for comments and posts. So you can do something like this:
var sigHR = "\n\n---\n"
var sigMessage = "ⓘ _This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior._"
var sig = `${sigHR}${sigMessage}`
var elements = document.querySelectorAll('[id^=markdown-textarea-]');
// this gets all elements that have an ID which starts with markdown-textarea-
for (element of elements) {
if (element.value === "") {
element.value += sig
}
Then you would use the same observer code that you used to find and replace text to check if the page changes, and run that code above when it does. So if you click to create a new comment somewhere else in the page, and it spawns the textarea, it should add the text for you automatically.
You could eventually expand this idea to an extension that when clicked presents a page with a forum that allows you to submit and store your sig. So, if you ever want to change it, you don't have to edit the code to do so.
Besides your newlines being the wrong way around. This was very helpful! I made this violentmonkey script:
// ==UserScript==
// @name hexbear signature
// @namespace Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match https://hexbear.net/*
// @grant none
// @version 1.1
// @author Edie
// @description 29/12/2025, 18.08.13
// ==/UserScript==
var sigHR = "\n\n---\n"
var sigMessage = "ⓘ *This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.*"
var sig = `${sigHR}${sigMessage}`
function addSig(node) {
var element = node.querySelector('[id^=markdown-textarea-]')
if (element != null) {
if (element.value === "") {
element.value = sig
}
}
}
const observer = new MutationObserver(records => {
records.forEach(record => {
for (const addedNode of record.addedNodes) {
if (addedNode.nodeType == 1) {
addSig(addedNode)
}
}
})
});
observer.observe(document.body, {
subtree: true,
childList: true
});
addSig(document)
Edit: Updated to version 1.1!
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Nice. You should add element.dispatchEvent(new Event('input', { bubbles: true })); after you set the value. That tells the interface text was added and enables the buttons under the comment text box. Not a huge issue, but it is odd looking that there is text in the box and buttons do not light up.
I don't think I will. For me it works perfectly fine as it is right now. Presumably it would also mean that the browser goes "do you really want to leave" any time I've gone to a post (since it adds the text to the comment box) which wouldn't be nice. And also, why would I want to post nothing but my signature? I'm going to be writing something anyways which fires the event.
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Yeah that makes sense actually! I didn't think of that.
There is a problem where if you highlight some text and click reply, the signature will not show up. I even tried making changes to fix it but it didn't work.
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There is a problem where if you highlight some text and click reply, the signature will not show up. I even tried making changes to fix it but it didn't work.
Hmm. You could implement a delay. Could be what is happening is that when highlighting and clicking reply, it creates a race condition between whatever inserts the highlighted text into the text box and your sig, which does the same. What likely is happening is that for a split second your sig is added, then it's replaced by the highlighted text as a quote. If the delay works, you'd want to append to whatever is in there, and it would have to run even if the field value isn't empty.
Yeah and the very last line turns up a problem, where when you edit a comment it will add another signature. For now I'll just go with "don't touch it if it isn't empty" since it's all easier.
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Yeah, another solution, though probably also very annoying to implement cleanly, is to have it fire when you click into the textarea and have it check the text for the sig using match or something similar.
Doesn't add it to the comment box just under the post if you're opening it from a direct link
I think this is because the mutation observer watches for changes after it's added, and a direct link loads the page with the comment box directly so it isn't caught by the observer which is added after the loading is done (whereas loading from the front page doesn't reload the document and therefore the observer is watching as the comment box is added). Should be fixable if you run the code to find the comment box and add the signature once after adding the mutation observer at the end of your snippet.
Yeah, I was going to suggest that. Probably need to turn that code which adds the sig into a function, that way you can call it after the observer but also inside the observer. Then if you discover any other time you want it to happen (like if the text box is focused and it's still empty) you can call it again.
Yup. I was thinking to do that.
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DiSSKKKussion
take that debate nerds, all discussion is inherently reactionary. real communists already know and agree about stuff
I diSSagree
Tell me this is an extension you found so that I might find it too!
I made it myself.
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lol that's awesome. Was it inspired by this in any way?
Yup! As you can see I commented I had made a version that did what Awoo said. And then I was thinking, well if I can replace words surely I can replace letters, MSE!
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Ohhh I didn't read much deeper in the thread. That's cool! Are these on public repos somewhere? I was going to tinker with the idea too but time is a precious commodity for me lol.
I uploaded them
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Fun! I'm definitely going to play with these later. Would be fun to implement a floating button that is just
to toggle it on and off. Probably more complicated then I think it is lol.
Since making an actual addon means you either have to publish it on addons.mozilla.org or load it temporarily every time. Making these into user scripts might be a good idea. And they seem to work, just copy pasted into violent monkey.
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Yeah, and they can be distributed and updated via a git repository too. You put the js file up on your forge profile, name it something like my-script.user.js and then in the file you need to add @updateURL: https://yourserver.com/path/to/my-script.user.js to the front matter of the script. Then, when you make changes, people can pull them from the URL. You'll want to give it a custom namespace, which helps prevent collisions if two scripts have the same name, which can be anything I think.
Testing out the other, finally, honest search results:

LMAO this shit is borderline unreadable, and I love it:

I think the c should only be made into KKK when it's used to make a k like sound. In since KKK doesn't work because c used as more an s like sound. Of course that is difficult to do programmatically.
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I can make it slightly better:
C makes a soft sound when it’s followed by the letter E, I, or Y.
And the code did include checks for e and i. So I added Y and € (since I change e to €) and it works reasonably well. There is still ch, which sometimes makes a /k/ sounds and sometimes not, but that is difficult to fix.
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i recently discovered that you can't just make addons for Firefox anymore which really sucks.i made a script to better help my pirating and was so happy with it that i wanted to make it load permanently and couldn't because you can't just install extensions anymore, they have to be signed by Mozilla or you have to manually load it every time you start Firefox.
ugh
If possible, you can write them as userscripts and use a userscript manager.
Yeah. depending on what the script is, using some userscript manager like violentmonkey might work.
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*HHeKKKSSbear
I bet this comment makes it go haywire.
*HH€KKKSSb€ar
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HUH? Why is this FEATURED in local??
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Because if it were site-featured I’d probably miss it 
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