Okay, unrelated to any of the absurd Trump nonsense, what movie is this from? Is that Mark Rufallo? Whoever he is, that character is my Spirit Animal

Oh no, there's going to be all sorts of government contracts paid out for this. THEN nothing will be done.

"There was no indication the Patriot Games would pit competitors against each other in a fight to the death, as of this writing." Lmaoo

Funny thing is, if they decided policy this way I'd guess it'd be more representative than the House of Representatives for California.

yeah like that ball room

Wow, now even Snopes has the “give us your email for access” bullshit?! How disappointing.

Well he didn't say it per se, as he had an AI version of him announce it officially. Wish I was joking.

It just never stops being relevant does it

I read the headline and thought for sure it was the onion at first

Onion needs to rebrand and just be factual, real reporting now.

Nothing they can create is more absurd than this bizarre world we've found ourselves in.

i had to look it up too, he actually announced that

Nope

Ohwow

Farquaad (from shrek) == fuckwad

How have I missed that til now?

Eh, Highschool age is probably too old for Trumps interest.

Judging by the photos and how handsy he was with Ivanka, he probably likes them much younger.

Or any of the rest of us.

Nah, they would already to old probably. Remember he likes them on the young side.

Surprising, since inclusivity is woke.

I approved it for public release

if it wasn't fascist bread and circus then by itself it isn't a bad idea.

in the context, it's a shitty idea, especially when the economy is collapsing, pedo files are illegally held, and ICE is at war with American cities.