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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by 9to5@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Thank you all. Its an honor to be back on vacation. Ive created a metric fuckton of shareholder value this year, and I couldnt be more proud.

mario-thumbs-up Seasonal Greetings from the board of Directors at Hexbearcorp.

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[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Ive created a metric fuckton of shareholder value this year, and I couldnt be more proud.

congratulations

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

I have 10 more minutes on the clock.

I’m not going to make it.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago
[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I didn’t make it :(

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Congratulations 9to5

congratulations

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I get 24/25/26 off but it's unpaid on 25 and 26

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago
[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago
[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I'm an open book.

Pages are blank but that's not important

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I hope you get some well earned rest during your time off. Keep up the good fight.

[-] context@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

congratulations i really liked your collaboration with dolly parton

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Thanks but that wasnt actually the real dolly parton. That was all done after we stopped filming with the magic of CGI.

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I'm just happy that my surplus labour value is going straight to the shareholders. They deserve it. They did all the real work.

[-] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

I work an essentially 9-5, but I didn't maximize shareholders value.

I'm better, I maximized the efficiency of the state apparatus.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

:god-i-wish-that-were-me:

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile...Meanwhile working in a restaurant and praying f9r Jan 1

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