636
Can I use your shower? (sh.itjust.works)
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

What's with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Bath salts. It's a girl thing.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

It's like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Spoiler alert, your balls are already baby power.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You might need to drink more water.

Edit: I got wooshed. I read "power" as "powder."

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Uff-da! Got 'em. Sorry, got a little over excited der. Guess you can tell I've been to Caribou more than once today. Whelp, I better get a move on. Got hotdish ready soon.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Oooookey then

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, saves time.

[-] certified_expert@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky

[-] West_of_West@piefed.social 23 points 1 month ago

Good for ducks, good for me

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

🎵 I don’t know, but I’ve been told…

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

🎵 Dawn detergent cleans my folds...

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.

It'll cut the gear oil off you.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Coffee?

Also, while I don't keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That makes more sense than the ranch and pepper. I could see a more desperate version of my self take a shot of instant coffee and wash it down with some water from the showerhead.

[-] dvlsg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I bet if you turned it into coffee it would certainly wake you up.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Caffeine is good for the hair roots or something.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing,

Remind me not to ask for a cup of "coffee" from you...

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Username checks out here.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I use mine for cleaning things

There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is that a bad thing?

I have heard good things about the Mane & Tail and it is (relatively ) cheap

[-] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

And it clearly stated her expectations.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] starik@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space

Smells like a tossed salad.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

We’re still talking about produce, right?

Depends. Is that what you want us to be talking about?

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Never change, Lemmy.

[-] dion_starfire@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

You shouldn't wear Depends in the shower. They're for getting back to that squishy feeling after the shower.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And scrambled eggs?

[-] Grace_Schlick@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 month ago

Have white girl hair, dated a black guy for a couple of years. The soap was no problem, but my hair was far too feeble to use his hair product, and mine were irrelevant to his hair.

We got over it somehow. 😄

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

There’s a cordial brand here in Australia that legit looks like washing up liquid, both in packaging and the colour of the liquid.

[-] kopasu22@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Huh, here we have a cleaner brand that looks like some sort of juice or drink mix.

Seems like they should just switch packaging, haha.

[-] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I've only tried Lavender Fabuloso! This is a whole new world.

Although, while I love the smell, I think this stuff is not very responsible ecologically....... Can someone correct me, please??!

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Pleasant smelling | Ecologically Responsible | Effective Cleaner

Choose two.|

[-] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

What even does ranch mean tho.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

A condiment of "buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?

[-] danhab99@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

What are they a carrot?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

The pepper really helps exfoliate.

[-] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 1 month ago

Red pepper... ranch sauce... hot water in a suspiciously black tub... the heck's your name, freakin' Hansel?

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2025
636 points (99.4% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

37721 readers
3834 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS