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[–] 131 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bro they straight up defend Epstein now. There's no station that the trump train don't go to

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    [–] 78 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    how is The Onion even still in business

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  • [–] 52 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You'll be pleased to hear the orange man has seen the error of his ways in making a social media post, and decided to double down and repeat the claims to journalists in person.

    Because of course he did and why would you expect anything else at this point.

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  • [–] 36 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Hey MAGA:

    You don't know what love is... you just do as you're told.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Also: "White Americans, what? Nothing better to do
    Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too" 😆

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    La la la la lalalalala la la la!

    I can hear the guitar riff, hah!

    ... you ever seen him just build a slide guitar out of nothing in like 5 minutes?

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_F7aiOvdwE

    "Who says you need to buy a guitar?"

    Ah, back when making trailers was its own artform...

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I recommend that entire documentary (It Might Get Loud). Really interesting.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Saw it when it came out, it is awesome.

    Though, The Edge kind of comparitively struggles in the jam sessions, as his forte is more... fucking about with amps and effects to make novel sorts of sonic environments, than improvising riffs.

    (Not like I could do any better lol, I'd probably do much, much worse, would just sieze up, have a panick attack, die of shame if Jimmy fucking Page asked me to play anything on a guitar, lol)

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Looks like Donny has Reiner Derangement Syndrome.

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    I'm so sorry I have to ask: the orange post is satire, right?

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  • [–] 67 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    sorry, no. he really posted that

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I'm 8000km away, but... isn't he getting worse? Not "his" politics, which have always been heinous. His mental state?

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    think of the last 80 year old you interacted with. ask yourself the following questions:

    • were they as with it as your average 60 year old?
    • did they live as poorly as this guy does (keeping in mind he has access to all the food in the world and he chooses to eat fast food)
    • were they under as much stress as a US president?

    so… yes. it would seem he is mentally deteriorating. however, what would be a real surprise would be if he wasn't.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You only get stress from the job, if you actually care about, and DO the job. Fat-ass Kraznov only signs EO's, between noon and 5 pm, and considers that a hard day's work. He doesn't give a literal shit about outcomes and who suffers from his negligence, so he doesn't get stressed.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    for sure. i considered not including that element. but then i thought about it more and i decided to leave it because your average 80 year old can can just putter, sit, read, and listen to music all day. they don't have to do public appearances

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    If he was poor, he'd be in and out of county jails forever, stinking of stale unchanged diaper, since there's no public psych treatments available for poors. Since he's rich (from inheritance) and "famous", the made him President.....

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    [–] 25 points 8 months ago

    In a world where it's a beloved director who gave us all a championship run of amazing films and was always cool as hell in interviews versus a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, insurrectionist, and probable pedophile, American conservatives choose to side with the felon rapist insurrectionist pedophile.

    Sick fucks who don't deserve to benefit from what this country has to offer.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    If there's one real case of TDS, it's Donald himself.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    He left off racist rapist felon, but yeah I agree

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    reportedly

    I've never seen the word used so meaninglessly.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I read TDS as The Downward Spiral, which could be a view of the president as well

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Has there ever been a clearer example of "failing upwards" than trump? Like, ever in the history of the world?

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    I'm sure there have been others. History is written by the victors.... So you aren't going to get an accurate portrayal of someone if they ended up in control of the people writing the history of their ascension.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Holy fuck, I think I conflated this with his BrownU comment, I saw some headlines referring to this one... But Jesus I didn't know it was that bad.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Wait, was he killed by Trump supporters or what happened?

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  • [–] 44 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    currently it looks like he was killed by his estranged son for personal reasons. the president swerved out of his way to make it about him because terror is part of the republican regime

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    If they had not found a culprit Trump would be eating his words like it was Taco Tuesday because that tweet reads like a murder confession. It sounds like a murder confession even with the son in jail....did the administration pay the son to murder his parents? If so, then yeah, totally a TDS death right there I guess. I so much want to hope that is not what happened and instead maybe the son was high on paint thinner and went crazy on the parents.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    I now want to see a collaboration with Kyle Gass.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    "ReTruths"??

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    All these years I have been giving Christopher Guest credit for directing Spinal Tap. But it turns out I was the real monster all along.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    ” Boom Boom Boom Boom”

    - Meg White

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)
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