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[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago

She looks like she'd ruin my life.

Where can I find her?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago
[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Do you think she'd go for it if I told her I have diamond hands?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 4 months ago

No, diamonds are very brittle and thus not very flexible

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

I would let her ruin mine 🥵

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

Some talent agency, I guess? 🤷

[-] Sineljora@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

@okaygnomie

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Got a glow up as well

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 10 points 4 months ago

Glad to see that with the new salary she can finally afford nicer looking septum jewellery!

[-] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

What a coup!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

They’re not trading up, they’re trading in.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

It's like Paul Marcarelli all over again.

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Is that the Verizon/Sprint guy?

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

That's the guy.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Anyone got a link to the ad?

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2025
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