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4 billion if statements (andreasjhkarlsson.github.io)
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[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Spending an enormous amount of effort to execute and polish something that was a terrible idea to begin with" is one of my favorite genres

On that note, I would encourage you all to check out LumpyTouch's "Bad Two Sentence Horror Animated" series

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] RION@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

YandereDev tech

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

smh should have been 4 billion virtual dispatches instead

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

obama-spike ahhh....If if if if if if if if if if weee!

[-] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Somehow, I'm most offended by the lack of "else" here which takes it from O(n) to O(1)

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