🎶A partridge in a hair tree 🎶

Reminds me of that pic of the lady with a cutout that made her boob a raindeer I think?

~~Fir~~ Fur tree

Not gonna lie, I find that kind of hot and I'm jealous I don't have the chest fur to pull it off.

🤢

Gingerbread man is hung.

Any one know how to shave a respectable mistletoe into pubes?

Is that sort of bare chest top commercial off-the-shelf technology or is it custom?

Asking for a friend

That’s fab!

Honestly surprised he didn't hang a mistletoe over his crotch. God those shorts though. I actually don't mind the top. lmao

Okay give the girls in the picture props!! Anyone with hair knows it’s hard as hell just to get clean, especially around the nips. The dexterity to make a tree is either the results of a master or the hands of someone who can look at the chest without trying to break a rib.

I love it. If I had the rug for it I would copy this in a heart beat.

It’s sexy!