The moths. Most likely not to eat me.

Moths!

Or maybe bees. I have always wanted to hug a bumblebee.

Bees 100%

Moths. AKA goth butterflies.

outside

...Right next to the oil furnace in the basement, trying to figure out how to rig it to blow and burn the place down.

Team arachnids!

Tangent, there is a fun fantasy book series by Adrian Tchaikovsky where all the main characters are humanoids with bug qualities. So basically spiderman, antman, mantisman, etc. It is entertaining when you mix fantasy tropes (dueling for honour!) with mantis arm spikes...

I would definitely want to be friends with the mantises in case they go postal one day

Moths every time. It's not even close.

Bees because bees are usually pretty chill and I like chill. Especially the bumblebees.

Mantises. Fuck aphids

At one of the tables without giant bugs occupying all the seats

At one of those empty tables

The moths table for the vibes, but the seat closest to the spiders to get in on their jokes.

Everyone knows that anyone who knows anything about anything would go for the most evolutionary diverse group - spiders.

There is nothing these little guys can't do. Fly over hundreds of kilometres? You got it. Extend their nervous systems several thousand times past their body area using web? Check. Biological hydraulic system? Yup. Jump 10 to 50 times their body lenght? No problem. Live underwater using silk made diving suit? You bet your sweet behind. Paralyze your body after one bite? Easy.

I think I'd go with the moths. Least likely to kill me.

I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.

I wouldn’t dare to sit here as a human. I’m too big and would probably squish them all by accident.

But if I got to choose to be one, I’d go for the spiders. You get:

• two extra legs over the rest
• your own supply of crafting materials
• lots of eyes
• and a cozy place to relax in

At a table by myself, with everyone making fun of my laughably low number of legs

i think Id make a pretty moth :)

I'm staying out. At that size, many of those are just terrifying, even if they are cool when much smaller than me.

LÖMP!

I would sit down at an empty table and it would turn out to be the Bees’

Bees. So long as I stay on their good side they're chill and they'll protect me from the other options that want to eat me.

Unless you are a piece of shit, because then the beetles will ragdoll roll you around until you are a nice sphere of shit.

I have a decent relationship with mantids already. I'd sit with them.

Outside, against the wall, alone. At least that's where I sat in high school. So, maybe with the wasps?

Idk, I feel like the colourful ones would group a bit differently.

The popular high-fashion ones (orchid mantis, jumping spider, rosy maple moth) would be at one table, goths (bumblebee, tarantula) at the other, jocks are already together (beetles, tho ladybug prob carries a knife), goodly two-shoes nerds (bees) also, other spiders are obv commuter nerds, ...

Anyway, I would skip lunch bcs this feels like a way too social situation.

I'm already sitting with the bees

Sweet girl kisses, and hope I stay on their good side. Plus they kinda look like flying sports bikes.