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What are your plans for the heat death of the universe? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 4 months ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Space heater.

I'll see myself out to !dadjokes@lemmy.world

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago

Just planning to chill, same as I do every other night of the year.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Chill until we cannot chill any further.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

Cuddle for warmth

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 6 points 4 months ago

well I'm probably scheduled for work so....

[-] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

You don't have to do work when it's thousands of degrees, do you?

if so, that sucks

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 4 months ago

welllllll.....I've been in the kitchen for 37+ years soooooooo........

.... fuck

[-] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

aw that sucks, anyways hope work is better during the heat death of the universe for you!

have a good day!

[-] piconaut@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

I have reservations for dinner at Milliways.

[-] usernameusername@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

When it happens I'll keep calm and tell a trusted adult

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

get high

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Drop a ten strip and create a new big bang.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Probably just go around again

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 months ago

By that time I can release that giant fart that I am saving for.

[-] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

I don't know, I can't plan ahead more than 5 minutes

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Start a fire, drink 22 beers outside, smoking weed and grilling food.

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.

[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

Oh shit is that this weekend? I was gonna make plans but I kept putting it off and never got around to it.

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