▲ 841 ▼ I heard that this offer applies to more than just turkeys (lemmy.world) submitted 9 months ago by EndOfLine@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 18 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 21 points 9 months ago (1 child) Easy peasy, get two friends, each take a turkey and run, they will only catch one at most- free turkey! permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago Just make sure you pick the slowest friend you know. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago Just make sure you pick the slowest friend you know. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 11 points 9 months ago (1 child) I don't know about the US but in Canada, security can't even actually physically stop you in any way so no need to run! permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 9 months ago (1 child) They get away with it sometimes here, but they usually cannot touch thieves. Every security guard I've ever talked to told me the same thing "they don't pay me enough to run after anyone!" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 child) I don’t know the rules, but there’s no shortage of YT videos of Walmart security grabbing people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 9 months ago* (1 child) Yeah, like I said they do get away with it sometimes, but are usually fired if they do. If not criminally prosecuted. Most every company has big fear of being sued if a security guard seriously hurts someone and that fear is most often times baked very loudly into everything the guard sees or hears during onboarding. Edit to add; no one is uploading videos of security guards doing nothing. Or at least those videos didn't get any traction. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago Edit to add; no one is uploading videos of security guards doing nothing. Or at least those videos didn't get any traction. That’s an important and very valid bias to point out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 9 months ago (1 child) They get away with it sometimes here, but they usually cannot touch thieves. Every security guard I've ever talked to told me the same thing "they don't pay me enough to run after anyone!" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 child) I don’t know the rules, but there’s no shortage of YT videos of Walmart security grabbing people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 9 months ago* (1 child) Yeah, like I said they do get away with it sometimes, but are usually fired if they do. If not criminally prosecuted. Most every company has big fear of being sued if a security guard seriously hurts someone and that fear is most often times baked very loudly into everything the guard sees or hears during onboarding. Edit to add; no one is uploading videos of security guards doing nothing. Or at least those videos didn't get any traction. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago Edit to add; no one is uploading videos of security guards doing nothing. Or at least those videos didn't get any traction. That’s an important and very valid bias to point out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 child) I don’t know the rules, but there’s no shortage of YT videos of Walmart security grabbing people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 9 months ago* (1 child) Yeah, like I said they do get away with it sometimes, but are usually fired if they do. If not criminally prosecuted. Most every company has big fear of being sued if a security guard seriously hurts someone and that fear is most often times baked very loudly into everything the guard sees or hears during onboarding. Edit to add; no one is uploading videos of security guards doing nothing. Or at least those videos didn't get any traction. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago Edit to add; no one is uploading videos of security guards doing nothing. Or at least those videos didn't get any traction. That’s an important and very valid bias to point out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 9 months ago* (1 child) Yeah, like I said they do get away with it sometimes, but are usually fired if they do. If not criminally prosecuted. Most every company has big fear of being sued if a security guard seriously hurts someone and that fear is most often times baked very loudly into everything the guard sees or hears during onboarding. Edit to add; no one is uploading videos of security guards doing nothing. Or at least those videos didn't get any traction. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago Edit to add; no one is uploading videos of security guards doing nothing. Or at least those videos didn't get any traction. That’s an important and very valid bias to point out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago Edit to add; no one is uploading videos of security guards doing nothing. Or at least those videos didn't get any traction. That’s an important and very valid bias to point out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago (1 child) Are the security also laden with turkey? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children) This is the trick. Have a series of friends grab turkeys and stuff under their shirt in painfully obvious ways. Then walk to the doors, but don't cross so no actual crime has been comitted. Tell security you don't want the turkey and give it to them. Now security is burdened with multiple turkeys and your fastest runner only has one and is going out the door. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago This man knows how to turkey jerky. permalink fedilink source parent [–] doughless@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 child) In Arizona, simply concealing merchandise is still considered shoplifting: https://azleg.gov/ars/13/01805.htm permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago Then leg it! permalink fedilink source parent [–] parody@lemmings.world 1 point 9 months ago lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children) This is the trick. Have a series of friends grab turkeys and stuff under their shirt in painfully obvious ways. Then walk to the doors, but don't cross so no actual crime has been comitted. Tell security you don't want the turkey and give it to them. Now security is burdened with multiple turkeys and your fastest runner only has one and is going out the door. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago This man knows how to turkey jerky. permalink fedilink source parent [–] doughless@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 child) In Arizona, simply concealing merchandise is still considered shoplifting: https://azleg.gov/ars/13/01805.htm permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago Then leg it! permalink fedilink source parent [–] parody@lemmings.world 1 point 9 months ago lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago This man knows how to turkey jerky. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] doughless@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 child) In Arizona, simply concealing merchandise is still considered shoplifting: https://azleg.gov/ars/13/01805.htm permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago Then leg it! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago (1 child) Do the security guards get to take their diabetes medication before or after the race? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago (1 child) The ones in our Walmart a will be chasing you in the mobility scooters so you only have to last a little longer then the battery. One lap of the parking lot should do it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 point 9 months ago Whatcha got there, the 4 volt? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago (1 child) The ones in our Walmart a will be chasing you in the mobility scooters so you only have to last a little longer then the battery. One lap of the parking lot should do it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 point 9 months ago Whatcha got there, the 4 volt? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 point 9 months ago Whatcha got there, the 4 volt? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago You can also use another method and use your sneak skill. Love when given multiple methods to beat a challenge. permalink fedilink source
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