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[–] 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Are the security also laden with turkey?

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

    This is the trick. Have a series of friends grab turkeys and stuff under their shirt in painfully obvious ways. Then walk to the doors, but don't cross so no actual crime has been comitted. Tell security you don't want the turkey and give it to them. Now security is burdened with multiple turkeys and your fastest runner only has one and is going out the door.

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