Are you stupid?! I make 1 billion an hour repairing door hinges! What kind of fool takes this kind of "deal"

Scam! Release the door hinge files!

Yes. I can spend those two hours watching door hinge repair videos on YouTube, I was going to do that anyway.

As long as I can break door hinges for those 2 hours, I'm good.

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On a serious note, if you have a striped screw hole on a door hinge, put some tooth picks in the hole, snap off the bit that sticks out, and put the screw back in. I’ve fixed so many doors this way.

Plot twist, you're teleported in a room that will be set on fire if a switch isn't pressed within 2 hours and broken door hinge blocks you from pressing it

What rhymes with orange?

WTF is this on about?

"Name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan!"

You all are misinterpetting this. If in the rest of your life you spend 2 hours or more fixing door hinges the 500 million is revoked and if you're in the negative now they take your organs to make up for the deficit.

I would simply use $250 million to buy replacement door hinges for the ones I can't fix during that time. Easy peasy.

I just honestly don't think I could. They say money can't buy happiness and it sure as hell can't buy a properly self installed and adjusted door hinge.

And how do I explain my income to federal agencies?

I work for a door company, that's going to be super difficult

Like, I am not allowed to or I just physically can't?

what am unhinged proposition

Pretty sure it's been 5 years since I've meddled with any door hinge.

Pro tip:

If the holes in the door frame are wallowed out, jam some pieces of toothpick in there first, then put the hinge on and screw it in.

What's the ruling on paying someone to fix a door hinge? Knowing my luck it's when the bathroom and front door comes off.

Two metric hours or two imperial hours?

Replace your 'door' hinges with 'cabinet' or 'industrial maritime' hinges and your semantic loophole is set.