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[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 186 points 6 months ago

Peace Through Strength

War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.

[-] axum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 78 points 6 months ago
[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

Bubba is BLURGHPHF

[-] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 29 points 6 months ago

No, this actually works, this is actually a legitimate strategy. They're just morons who don't understand how it works.

Source: Am from Switzerland

[-] bobzer@lemmy.zip 20 points 6 months ago

Hey, we don't all have the luxury of Nazi gold and ignoring the atrocities committed by our neighbours!

[-] ArrrborDAY@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago

But they do have good chocolate though.

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[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

When was the last time Switzerland actively made first strikes against countries not violating your territory?

These don't feel equivalent.

[-] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago

See, you‘re misunderstanding the concept as well.

Peace through strength simply means „be too strong to be conquered“ or „make any invasion too costly“, not „bully everyone into submission“

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

When was the last time Switzerland actively made first strikes

I'm not sure, but I know halberds were involved.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 24 points 6 months ago

Also bitch boy is directly quoting the government from V for Vendetta. And he doesn't even see the irony.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 17 points 6 months ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Could I have a France, lettuce, avocado and tomato please?

[-] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

I’ll have an FLT too please! With extra France

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[-] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 months ago

Straight from the Ministry of Truth, in co-operation with Ministry of Peace

[-] keyhoh@piefed.social 46 points 6 months ago

Does this mean Trump and his administration are butt fucking for peace?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 6 months ago
[-] FisherOfSaints@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

For the love of the fucking game.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 months ago

Makes me extra intrigued about what's going on in the Department of War building now.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

Lots of hate fucking, probably 🤷

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago
[-] Odo@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

You just unlocked a core memory. I forgot all about those graphs and the little red plastic strips you used to view them.

[-] IWW4@lemmy.zip 23 points 6 months ago

What is comical is that the Trump administration thinks any of this is new. The us is always shooting at someone.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 months ago

Peace through bombing shit and killing a bunch of people

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 months ago

peace through strength

Isnt that a quote of the voice of London from v for Vendetta?

[-] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

He definitely read that line in a book somewhere and went "hell yeah" instead of being horrified (the author's likely intent)

[-] incompetent@programming.dev 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's from George Orwell's book 1984 so he definitely listened to the audio book and said, "I wanna be like that!"

Edit: I was mistaken. The quote from 1984 is "war is peace." It's similar though.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

1984, and a bunch of fascist dystopian writing.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

There ya go, it sounded so familiar

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[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 16 points 6 months ago

They could have swapped the words around. Rough Spear. Midnight Rider. Southern Hammer.

They chose not to.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

I remember when the original name for the invasion of Iraq was "Operation Iraqi Liberation" until somebody decided that was a little too obvious an acronym.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

Yeah, but pretty much anything is slang for some sort of sexual activity these days.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ilovethebomb = riding a dick like

looks at own username
Oh no...

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago

It's how I learned to not be scared.

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[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Kinda reminds me of people calling cspan to inform the elderly viewers what Kavenga meant.

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Looking forward to "Operation Spitroast" and "Operation 69"

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 months ago

Operation Devils Triangle.

Operation Silent Boof.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Peace Through Strength

So this one isn't a double entendre? Just plain ol' PTS(D?)?

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 6 months ago

Operation spitroast is starting! The double shaft is out! I repeat, he double shaft is out! And they're gonna do until the bubble pops and the economy relaxes! There's going to be a lot of white stuff all over the place in a big big mess!

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 6 months ago

Usually operation names are a bit cleverer than that so I'm guessing he came up with those names himself.

Also is a member of the international community I can safely assure you that no one is worried about trump's "business" skills.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

Operation southern spear: murder innocent fishermen

Yeah, these assholes.dont fuck around

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I've never heard any one of these names but they all fit perfectly.

[-] Stamau123@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Yeah nice job on 'obliterating' those Iranian sites

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