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[–] 207 points 10 months ago (8 children)

And their source is a "Verified Taco Bell employee" on Reddit??

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  • [–] [S] 73 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I mean, can you realistically get a source that is any more legit than that?

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    [–] 143 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (38 children)

    Holy shit. That almost makes me forget that Donald Trump sucked off Bill Clinton.

    Edit: Trump is in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.

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  • [–] 54 points 10 months ago (34 children)

    Wait.......WHAT?!

    I don't want to fact check this. Is this true? Is this what all the memes were about yesterday?!

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  • [–] 42 points 10 months ago (28 children)

    There is a line in an email that refers to "trump blowing bubba".

    It's not clear who "bubba" is, but it's one of Clinton's nicknames.

    More importantly though, it's not clear that the line is intended to be taken seriously. Obviously a lot of people want it to be true though.

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago

    I mean, you're at a party and you get drunk and high and pull dumb stunts with your friends, someone snaps a photo of it. I doubt he actually sucked someone off, but there's definitely a photo of him looking like he did, for comedic effect.

    Because, he's a pedophile, he don't do old men and horses, only young children pissing in his mouth.

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  • [–] 107 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    This is an old screenshot. The Quesarito, God rest its soul, has been gone for a while. And the scroll at the bottom is talking about George Floyd.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s

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  • [–] 40 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    😭 NOT THE 7-LAYER BURRITO!!!

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    [–] 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Isn't "the 7-layer burrito" that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?

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    [+] 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Because "you mean the corrupt criminal traitor rapist?" didn't quite hit enough

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  • [–] 34 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    I'm surprised Taco Bell hasn't been deported yet.

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  • [–] 32 points 9 months ago (12 children)

    More of the same from the delusion network.

    You’re never going to see a guest on there acknowledging Fire sauce is objectively better than Diablo.

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    [–] 27 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    I mean it sucks that this is an old screenshot to try to generate a narrative, and the narrative is probably still accurate, but GOT DAMN don't make me worry about the 7-layer burrito like that.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    The 7-Layer burrito has been gone for a long time :( From my search-foo, it was September 11, 2020 when it was removed. (And that was my favorite)

    The 5-layer is still there though...

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

    Maybe I'm lucky? Here's the Taco Bell app from 30 seconds ago:

    It is listed under "Member Exclusives" in the menu and not under burritos for some reason.

    I'm kind of a big deal so maybe they just make them special for me [checks manicure].

    Update for posterity - 2025/12/09

    Aaaand... it's gone. I can no longer order a 7-Layer Burrito. Fuck you Taco Bell.

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  • [–] 25 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    My brain read FOX NEWS BREAKING APART! and I got excited for a moment.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

    Those fucking snakes bear a LOT of the responsibility for tearing down the fabric of American democracy, and they should all be hanged, drawn and quartered, shot, and having their mass grave turned into a public urinal that pays you for pissing on their demonic remains.

    Edit: Look I'm drunk, I don't mean what I say. But still.

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Source: some guy on reddit. Wow, great journalism guys.

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    [–] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I get the theme of all the flatiron "grilled" items being removed, but tf is with the nachos?

    Also, Trump rapes children.

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    [–] 13 points 10 months ago*

    It seems even worse that the scroll is about George Floyd, and the main story is Taco Bell menu items.

    In a statement to Fox News, a spokesperson for Taco Bell simply said, “We are in the process of evolving our menu to simplify operations and make our team member and customer experiences easier. We’ll have more to share with you soon.”

    Hard hitting journalism right there.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    "Guys what do our viewers like, we have to distract from the Clinton blowjob. And all the brown people being kidnapped." "....Mexican food?"

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    This is attention capture tactics.

    Get all eyes on taco bell menu, so we forget what really matters....

    ....what happened to the "yo quiero taco bell" dog?

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    [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Taco Bell is the master of shrinkflation. Last time I ate there, the 5-layer burritos were missing 2 layers and the remaining ingredients were so microscopically thin I honestly believe an amoeba could safely wade through them without drowning.

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