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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Man who caused massive strife in the Global South causing mass migration "Mass immigration is a mistake, how did this happen?"who-did-this

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kissinger is a one man proof that you can sell your soul to the devil for immortality.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm 97% convinced that die-motherfucker is still alive because Satan is prolonging his life indefinitely because he doesn't want the competition for control of Hell

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dubya has his head down and he's angrily rubbing the carpet with his foot.

"People act like Dick was president for my first term. And he got me to do what he wanted in my second term. I was the president. I was the decider. Me. Both terms."

He looks like he could cry.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The mass migration of imperialist shitheads to hell was a mistake. They are ruining all of our orgies!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm sure that Kissinger will also claim that the mass immigration of European Jews to Palestine, English to Ireland, and Japanese/whites to Hawaii are mistakes as well.

What was that Kissinger? It's only a problem when Pakistani people move to Britain in comparatively smaller numbers?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Mans still speaking like he's directing the CIA to ethnically cleanse the Global South. What a fucking ghoul, his ignorance and inhumanity keeps him alive.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I'm kinda glad he's living long enough to see everything he built corrode and crumble

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Israel wonder-who-thats-for

I guess if you do some light ethnic cleansing it is fine though. Won't have any of those nasty divisions.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Won't have any of those nasty divisions.

Half the joke of all this was how Israel itself was splitting at the seams just last month, precisely because of the same fuckwits trying to hijack the Parliamentary process and cement a permanent minority government.

Even if all of the people in Gaza and the West Bank vanished tomorrow, Israelis would still have each other to hate. Divisions would form as quickly as these dickbags could find new ways to annoy one another.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I mean, yeah. Fascists will do that.

Count on Kissinger to use fascist logic to look at the world.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I know it wouldn't matter at this point, but someone please

the-doohickey

If there is someone deserving, that monster in a human suit is it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I'm only staying alive so I can piss on his grave. The man is biblically evil.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this monster alive? Please usiers, do a revolution and hang him. 1000013701

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I mean, sucks that he didn't croak yet, but it would be incredibly funny if he lived for so long that he got see the USian revolution & then got hanged for his crimes at like 125 years old or something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The upside to this decrepit old ghoul still being alive is that he has to watch as everything he built up goes to shit lmao

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The only reason why I care a little whether he lives or dies is because of how it might affects the jokes about him in the "Vulo Lives" episodes to come.