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submitted 5 months ago by Philosoraptor@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net

Is someone you're talking to worried that we use tanks to blow up children? Remind them we invented cherry tomatoes!

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[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Ma shlomcha, bitch. Erev and boker tov

We invented the cherry tomato

And Waze, USB drives, and the Iron Dome

Israeli salad, Uzi, Stents, and Jaffa's orange groves

Microchips was us

IPhone cameras, us

Taco salads, us

Toda raba, Moses

Olive Garden, us

White phosphorus

Sabra Hummus

Hasbara sus

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago

Every time I hear the song I keep thinking it's sabra hamas not hummus. Although guess both do work and saying hamas would have been too obvious

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Cherry tomatoes aren't even that good. Grape tomatoes are where it's at.

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 months ago

They didn't even invent them lol

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

this is the shit you watch at corporate on how to represent their image lol

[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Tell them that "actually South Africa produces the best oranges" and "we're not friends anymore but thanks for the free Galil rifles, L bozo"

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