Assault with a deli weapon

"ballistic submarine missile" was right there

I'm sure we all know the phrase that a prosecutor could get a grand jury to "indict a ham sandwich". It took prosecutors THREE Grand Juries to finally get an indictment for someone throwing that sandwich.

It's all a complete waste of time and taxpayer funds, and in any other point in history these prosecutors would have been fired immediately for incompetence at even considering an indictment in the first place, not even considering the possibility that they would try for three attempts.

I hope a news outlet has the boldness to run this story after one showing DHS brutality, including the taxpayer costs, and before one about SNAP, healthcare and the shutdown. This administration is well past the point of pissing on Americans while telling them it's raining.

Dear Lord don't you know this will lead to ICBMs! Intercontinental ballistic meatballs are nothing to be trifled with. Next they'll add mozzarella to them

ballistic hoagie attack

Band name

Navy should give him a medal for surviving the first sub attack on US soil.

The Cunt for Red October.

The injury was to the ego and authority - of the entire apparatus, not one man. They're all anxious to bring retribution and remind everyone that the enforcer class is above them and demands your cowering deference.

That's a really good point. I hope he gets a medal for injury in the line of duty with a big, televised ceremony and lots of sandwich puns.

Succulent...

Let go of my eggplant!

With extra onions and mustard

They don't serve food to juries. If you're lucky, they give you enough to offset the parking costs.

That sandwich did not explode. It flopped limply against his chest just as you would expect a sub from Subway to do.

Because conservatives are fucking snowflakes.

I relish this joke.

PTSD - Post Thrown Sandwich Disorder

I'd argue 1st Amendment rights and the weaponization of the legal system are also important.

Are you talking about this trial right?

Judge calls alleged conditions at Chicago-area immigration site ‘disgusting’

We need to stay aware of how this and similar trials unfold around the country.