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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[–] 184 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I hope the people around him never let him live a minute without being reminded about what a weak little boy he is for whining about taking a soft, succulent sub to the shoulder.

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  • [–] 127 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Navy should give him a medal for surviving the first sub attack on US soil.

    The Cunt for Red October.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    There were 3 submarine attacks on the US in 1942.

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  • [–] 53 points 10 months ago

    The injury was to the ego and authority - of the entire apparatus, not one man. They're all anxious to bring retribution and remind everyone that the enforcer class is above them and demands your cowering deference.

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