▲ 719 ▼ ‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com) submitted 10 months ago by CubitOom@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 111 comments fedilink hide all child comments “He did it. He threw the sandwich.” That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.
[–] socsa@piefed.social 171 points 10 months ago (5 children) Assault with a deli weapon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] klemptor@startrek.website 50 points 10 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago Top-tier pun! permalink fedilink source parent [–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 11 points 10 months ago (1 child) This is so good it should be illegal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 point 10 months ago Give the DOJ(ackoffs) a week or two and it will be. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago intercontinental ballistic mayonaisse permalink fedilink source parent [–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago ...take my upvote... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago Top-tier pun! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 11 points 10 months ago (1 child) This is so good it should be illegal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 point 10 months ago Give the DOJ(ackoffs) a week or two and it will be. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 point 10 months ago Give the DOJ(ackoffs) a week or two and it will be. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago intercontinental ballistic mayonaisse permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago ...take my upvote... permalink fedilink source parent