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[–] 244 points 11 months ago (63 children)

This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!

Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!

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  • [–] 51 points 11 months ago (16 children)

    Don't want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon

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  • [–] 34 points 11 months ago (15 children)

    What's the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you're gonna just wear a raincoat?

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Well if you do you don't want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans

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  • [–] 27 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    And remember that Pokemon lay eggs for whatever ungodly reason.

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  • [–] 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (9 children)

    The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they're not "real" eggs and nobody really knows how it works.

    Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a "real egg" is?

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    [–] 76 points 11 months ago

    Thanks, I hate it.

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  • [–] 65 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (23 children)

    I don’t get it

    Edit: oh now I do, you can choose what evee evolved into and one is vaporeon!

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago (19 children)

    I still don't get it, has vaporeon been sexualised recently ?

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (14 children)

    I'll be the sacrifice to give an answer.

    Sorry

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago* (10 children)

    Was expecting something more...human-like after that. This falls well within the bounds of bestiality.

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    [–] 46 points 11 months ago (18 children)

    I know it’s fictional but the urge for violence is strong.

    Do not defile innocent critters! 😭

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  • [–] 102 points 11 months ago (12 children)

    But imprisoning them to fight eachother is fine?

    For the record, im totally with you, just seems weird where we draw lines.

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  • [–] 102 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Well, there's the modern American hysterical mindset in action.

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    [–] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Oops, i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!

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    [–] 26 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    Hi. 47 year old human here.

    What?

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    well i know eevee-> vaporeon, but based on comments here im too scared to go down the rabbit hole

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    [–] 14 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I don’t know the context, but I understand people on the internet enough to get the gist.

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    [–] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I'm sure yall know about that copy pasta, but did you know that it got a sequel? imma try to find it, I'll be back.

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