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[–] 51 points 10 months ago (16 children)

Don't want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon

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  • [–] 34 points 10 months ago (15 children)

    What's the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you're gonna just wear a raincoat?

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Well if you do you don't want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.

    The more you know!

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    PSTD not to be confused with PTSD.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    PSTD

    Pee is Stored in The Dick?

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