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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He has to be trolling right?!? It's fucking raw ya donkey!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He used very thick* bread, the wrong cheese and cooked it on a pan over an open fireplace, the worst way to grill a grilled cheese (bread burns extremely fast, gives no chance for cheese to melt)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thick bread? What a joke. The bread is only there to keep the grease off my fingers. Quesadillas are even better than grilled cheese because the tortilla is thinner.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just what everyone wants with their cheese on toast, a mound of fucking kimchi.

He always does shit like that, he can't just make the dish he has to add something. He was making a great looking bread and butter pudding once then covered it in sultanas it was the worst.

What a clunge.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's typical of "higher artists". They get bored and they're so caught up in themselves they think everyone else is going to be blown away by whatever new different things they come up with. But then it turns out that new different thing is like an upside down urinal in art gallery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or a lobster phone. That sounds more appetising at least.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I pictured a landline in the shape of a lobster, beauty that can never be obtained.

edit; OMG It's real!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about a urinal that squirts piss at passersby?

Really makes you think.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's wrong with raisins in bread pudding? Some people prefer without, like nuts in banana bread, but it's pretty common here in the states.

Or did he just pile dried raisins on top? We usually mix them in so they rehydrate during the cooking, or I like to rehydrate in some booze for stuff like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A+ on the rehydrate w booze. Try wine, it's like watching a dead vampire get rejuvenated in a pool of... wine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sultanas taste very different. Raisins are good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That video was a pain to watch, but kimchi in a grilled cheese is good though.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To me, it looks like he was on vacation traveling, but needed to get a quick video in to keep his schedule and just said "fuck it".

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It still amazes me that he just posted that shit. It didn't take him that long to make the sandwich, so just remake it and melt the cheese this time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah it’s actually really confusing isn’t it. Surely you’d just say okay lads that one didn’t work out let’s redo it?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking hell! That looks terrible.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If anyone needs some grill-cheese pron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbdUGdxX7ww [SFW]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean the guy who got beat by James May in a cooking competition?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

'you disappoint me, Ramsay'

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grilled cheese: bread, cheese, maybe butter

Melt (not grilled cheese): bread, cheese, butter, other things

https://www.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/comments/2or1p3/you_people_make_me_sick/

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

C'mon son, can we not bring that argument over from reddit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rare miss from Gordo. I use his asparagus cooking method all the time (and I love how the video doesn't have 5 minutes of padding content) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtkm2NsiUvc

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Oh geez, as soon as he shows the cheeses he's using, it's so obvious it will never melt. What the heck was he thinking. And if you're talking up the spiciness of the pepper berries in the one cheese, why totally overwhelm that with kimchi.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That’s disgusting

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is one of the sandwiches ever made.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No wonder he chose to cry.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

This is a train wreck, but I like Ramsay.

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